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Season Two (1990-1991)

Episode Pages

Each episode from the second season has its own page. On the pages are information, links to transcripts, and perhaps other media. Click an episode number to visit its page.

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Episode Guide

Reprinted below is an episode guide for season two as it appeared in the old alt.tv.kids-in-hall FAQ. (Only change: added episode numbers which link to episode pages.) It is reprinted here to be used to help find the skit or show you are interested in; then you can click the episode page.

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#201
• What I Like About Spring (S)(2): what a man likes about spring
• The Friendly Couples (SMKD)(2): Nena's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife (Nena & Nena's Husband)
• Trucker Businessman (M)(2): Truck Owner makes a phone call (Bobby's Father)
• Paranoid Undercover Alien (DSK)(2): undercover alien overreacts to innocent questions
• Best-Looking Man in the World -- Bim Bam Baby (-)(2): abridged version
• Bad Doctor (D)(2): the story of the really bad doctor (Doctor)
• Bobby vs. Satan -- Guitar Fight (DMB)(2): Bobby has a guitar fight with Satan (Bobby, Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Satan)

#202
• Business-Suit Trappers (KDSM)(2): guys who trap businessmen for their suits (Francois, Jacques)
• Cabbage Head at a Restaurant (all)(2): Cabbage Head tries to seduce women in a restaurant (Cabbage Head)
• Firing Chris 1 (BS)(2): Chris is fired (Chris Belamy)
• Loner with a Stubbed Toe (M)(2): the loner ponders his gangrenous toe
• Firing Chris 2 (BDKM)(2): Chris is fired after five minutes (Chris Belamy)
• Pit of Ultimate Darkness (KDM)(2): proof of Hecubus's evilness (Pit of Ultimate Darkness, Satan)
• Firing Chris 3 (BKM)(2): Chris is fired in a police line-up (Chris Belamy)
• Buddy's Bar -- Sappho Sluggers (all)(2): Buddy manages an all-girl baseball team (Buddy, Shona)

#203
• Making Up the News (M)(2): news anchorman cracks up (Channel 7 News Team)
• Two Clearly Insane People (all)(2): Sizzler sisters' lounge act (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler, Channel 7 News Team)
• Kathie's Dream (all)(2): Kathie wins Miss Canadian (Kathie, Secretary???, Cathy)
• Not Allowed to Smoke in the Subway (SM)(2): two friends on subway platform
• Crying Anchorman (M)(2): sad news (Channel 7 News Team)
• The Phone: (-)(2): a phone rings
• Cucumber Salad on Face (BS)(2): executive has cucumber salad on face (Robert)
• The Phone (all)(2): phone rings incessantly (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler)
• The Phone Show/Touch Paul Bellini (all+P)(2): Touch Paul Bellini Contest (Paul Bellini)

#204
• Nutty Bunnies (BMKS)(2): nutty bunnies frolick in a field
• Buddy's Bar (S)(2): Buddy talks about who's gay (Buddy)
• Darryl on a Date (MKDS)(2): Darryl has a blind date in a restaurant with a woman on the rebound (Darryl)
• Police Department
• Yes Dear (MD)(2): man with nagging wife and parrot
• Police Department (MB)(2): 11:53 a.m. City Limits - naked through the woods (Police Department)
• I Don't Want it Now (all)(2): man at restaurant who wanted his bill five minutes ago
• Police Department -- Car Chase (all)(2): the Officers see some escaped convicts (Police Department)

#205
• Charged with Being an Asshole (BKS)(2): Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole
• Police Department (MB)(2): 10:45 p.m. 810 Ossington St. - standoff (Police Department)
• Buddy in Prison 1 (S)(2): Buddy explains how he got put in prison (Buddy)
• Two Clearly Insane People Rob a Bank (KDB)(2): the Sizzlers try to rob a bank (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler)
• Police Department
• Chicken Lady (MDS)(2): the Chicken Lady gets a date to come to her apartment (Chicken Lady)
• Hash Dealers (K)(2): Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops
• Police Department (MB)(2): 8:40 p.m. Richland Cresc. - locked keys in car (Police Department)
• Life's Greatest Moments/ (K)(2): man in bed discussing life's greatest moments
• Courtroom/ (BDMK)(2): life's greatest moments guy pleads not guilty
• Buddy in Prison 2 (BDMS)(2): Buddy also pleads not guilty (Buddy)

#206
• The Heavy Pen (DK)(2): a reading of the new novel
• Animal Rights Commandos (BSM)(2): Humanoids for Humanism help animals (Humanoids for Humanism)
• Lost Hair in Restaurant (DSKB)(2): man loses his hair in a restaurant
• The Breakup (BM)(2): the amicable breakup turns nasty
• Wood Nymph (SM)(2): Buddy spots a wood nymph (Buddy)
• Bad Anecdote Guy (SMKD)(2): businessman -- "Good night! I'm joking!"
• Theo the Teacher (all)(2): Theo the cool teacher confides to his class (Bower)

#207
• Lady is a Tramp* (DS)(2): man tries to befriend a whore (Jocelyn)
• Businessman in a Slump (DMB)(2): Gerald is in a slump (Gerald, Gerald)
• The Guy Who Speaks English (S)(2): thinks everyone should speak English (English-Speaking Guy)
• [Lady is a Tramp*] (DS)(2): man proposes to the Lady (Jocelyn) [NOTE: not actually aired in this show]
• Gavin and the Chair-Painting Guy (BM)(2): Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair (Gavin)
• Singing Philanderer (KB)(2): philanderer sings a song in a western bar
• Lady is a Tramp* (DSK)(2): Lady is a Tramp 30 years later (Jocelyn, Rudy)

#208
• Talentless Lounge Act (KD)(2): horrible lounge act sing a song
• Birth of a Nation* (SDMK)(2): birth of a nation: fascism, democracy, etc.
• I Got Fired Today (SBD)(2): Gordon is fired (Fran, Gordon, Brian)
• Police Department
• The Man Whose Nose Bleeds At Will (all)(2): the freak show (Chicken Lady)
• Police Department (SM)(2): 1:03 p.m. Cherry Beach - officer talks to Tony Baldwin from Surf Cops (Police Department)
• Money Momentum (BM)(2): the money momentum seminar (Money Momentum Guys)
• Hang Ten You're Booked (SB)(2): Tony Baldwin, actor on Surf Cops
• Liposuction (all)(2): the liposuction song

#209
• Police Department (MB)(2): 3:07 p.m. Cherry Beach - bust the queen while drinking tea (Police Department)
• Head Crusher in Physical Therapy (MBSK)(2): head crusher is injured and must undergo physical therapy to recover his head-crushing ability (Mr. Tyzik)
• Police Department (MB)(2): 7:38 p.m. Richland Cresc. - don't love my dad (Police Department)
• Daddy Drank (KD)(2): the story of how daddy drank
• S&M Pair (BM)(2): the slave and master on the street
• Police Department (MB)(2): 2:55 p.m. Cherry Beach - Shelley Long (Police Department)
• Passed Out Guy in Office (all)(2): guy knocks himself out in a business meeting and stays unconscious for days
• S&M Pair (BM)(2): the slave and master again
• Gavin (BM)(2): Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone (Gavin, Gavin's Mother)
• Disillusioned-Parent Press Conference (DK)(2): disillusioned parents hold a press conference
• Beating Up Your Old Man (all)(2): the Kids discuss beating up their fathers.

#210
• Guess Your Weight (DK)(2): guy who can guess everything but weight
• First Date (MB)(2): Nena's first date with a guy -- "skip the..." (Nena)
• Message to Math Teachers (SB)(2): the message to the old math teacher
• Leslie the Vampire Fag (all)(2): Leslie saves a guy from fag bashers
• Paranoid Worker (KM)(2): worker who keeps a list of his office enemies
• Scott Thompson (SD)(2): The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson
• Amnesiac Restaurant Customer (BDS)(2): man in restaurant who can't remember who he is
• Cleaning-Men Whores (SB)(2): men whoring their maid service
• Cathy & Kathie -- Girls' Night Out (all)(2): the girls have a get-together and feast on cheesecake (Cathy, Kathie, Secretary???, Tanya)
• Eating in the Shower (K)(2): Kevin eats in the shower (during credits)

#211
• I Don't Think He Has the Report (BMK)(2): man coughs up the report in a business meeting
• Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hypnosis 1 (KDM)(2): the hypnosis attempt (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
• Mr. Heavyfoot Runs a Marathon* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
• Jazz Hater (B)(2): Bruce hates jazz
• Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hypnosis 2 (KDM)(2): hypnosis attempt continued (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
• Touch Paul Bellini Winner (MP)(2): announcement of the Touch Paul Bellini contest winner (Paul Bellini)
• The Affair* (KBMS)(2): story of the secret affair (Darryl)
• Mr. Heavyfoot Test Drives a Car* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
• The Kafuffle* (SM)(2): Buddy and the Queen's correspondence (Buddy, The Queen, Prince Edward)

#212
• Police Department (MB)(2): 3:10 p.m. Cloverdale Park - bubble bath (Police Department)
• Kevin Sleeping (K)(2): Kevin shows us how he sleeps
• Doug's Mistress (DSM)(2): women talks about her husband's mistress (Bobby's mother, Bobby's father)
• Stand in the New Style (SDM)(2): "Stand in the New Style" hip-hop song
• The Place They Call Vegas (BM)(2): on a faraway planet, son asks his father about the Place they call Vegas
• Jesus the Bad Carpenter (D)(2): proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter
• Police Department (MB)(2): 2:41 p.m. Cherry Beach - my daughter, the cop (Police Department)
• Bladder Support Group (all)(2): the support group for people that won't be tyrannized by their bladders

#213
• It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen)
• Message to Richard Nixon (BS)(2): a message to Richard Nixon
• Caffienated TV Tit-Watcher (D)(2): guy who watches for tits on TV
• America (B)(2): Bruce salutes America
• Politician Jam-Taster (MSK)(2): politician judge at a jam-tasting contest
• Girls Backstage at the Play (SBM)(2): girls backstage discuss the new play
• It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen)
• Arms in a Tank of Dead Fish (all)(2): guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish
• It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen) (over credits)

#214
• Police Department (MB)(2): 2:10 p.m. Cloverdale Ave. - good cop/bad cop (Police Department)
• Phone Sex (SM)(2): guy calls phone sex and gets Chicken Lady (Chicken Lady, Brad)
• It's a Fact
• Children's Novelist (KDS)(2): story of a guy who writes children's books
• Police Department (MB)(2): 9:05 p.m. Richland Cresc. - best thing about being a cop (Police Department)
• Evan the Shoe Salesman (BMS)(2): Evan the intense shoe salesman (Evan, Satan, Murray)
• Faggot -- it is the Letters (S)(2): maybe it's the letters that makes people so frightened of the word "faggot"
• It's a Fact (-)(2): Bigfoot singing
• Blues Man Heckler (MD)(2): Mississipi Gary is heckled (Mississippi Gary)
• It's a Fact (M)(2): neighbors in love for 45 years
• Suicide Note (all)(2): the Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt

#215
• Mr. Heavyfoot Kicks a Ball* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
• Scott's Not Gay Anymore (all)(2): the Kids panic when they find out Scott's not gay anymore
• Melanie's Date (MK)(2): Melanie has a date over (Melanie)
• Mean Doctor (SD)(2): doctor who likes telling people hey have cancer
• The Poo Guy (B)(2): Bruce doesn't want to be known as the Poo Guy
• Mr. Heavyfoot Has a Date* (DK)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
• Guy that Wants to Get Beaten Up (BDM)(2): guy on the subway platform who apparently wants to get beaten up
• Night of the Cow (all)(2): the story of the Night of the Cow
• Mr. Heavyfoot on the Moon* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)

#216
• One of these Five Men Has Something Interesting to Say (all)(2): or do they?
• The Cincinnati Kid (all)(2): the Cinncinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid
• Career-Ending Moments in Show Business* (DK)(2): Leslie de Gaulle Trio -- anti-Communist folk singers
• Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): story about magnetic Joe
• Do You Have the Time? (DB)(2): woman misinterprets an innocent request for the time on subway platform
• Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): story of some kids and a dad going to the zoo
• Career-Ending Moments in Show Business* (DK)(2): woman makes a big mistake when accepting an award
• Relax with a Trip to the Farm (all)(2): businessman likes to relax with a a trip to the farm when things get hectic
• Cathy & Kathie -- Scandalous Weekend (SBM)(2): Cathy has a scandalous weekend when she goes to a bar (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya)

#217
• He's Gonna Give Away $1000 (MSB)(2): song in western bar
• Police Department (MB)(2): 3:31 p.m. Park Ave. - ticketing my car (Police Department)
• Decorator Demon 1 (KDS)(2): man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment
• Head Crusher Duel (MK)(2): the head crusher finds his nemesis (Mr. Tyzik)
• Touch Paul Bellini Winner (MP)(2): announcement of the Touch Paul Bellini contest winner (Paul Bellini)
• Police Department (MB)(2): 9:20 a.m. Pleasant Acres - grave of first traffic ticket (Police Department)
• Governor with the Hooker (KDMS)(2): governor talks with hooker in hotel room
• F-ing Good Ham (all)(2): Bobby accidently says a bad word in front of his parents (Bobby, Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Bower)
• Decorator Demon 2 (KD)(2): demon continued (over credits)

#218
• Humanoids for Humanism Meeting/Cabbage Head 1 (BSM)(2): the Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head (Humanoids for Humanism)
• The Chain Letter (DBK)(2): businesmen discuss a disturbing piece of mail
• Plunger Salesman (M)(2): man talks about a great plunger salesman (Bobby's Father)
• Cabbage Head Shot (all)(2): Cabbage Head is shot (Humanoids for Humanism, Cabbage Head)
• It's a Fact
• Impatient Guy in Line (DKM)(2): guy waiting in grocery store line impatiently (Melanie)
• Confidante to the Stars -- Spoon-head Party (S)(2): Weston Esterhazy's Hollywood spoon-head movie "Eliza's Party" (Weston Esterhazy)
• Cabbage Head 3 (BSM)(2): Cabbage Head talks about his religious conversion while on a talk show (Cabbage Head)

#219
• Impotency Cured! (SMK)(2): man embarrasses his friend at a bar
• Cathy & Kathie & Decaf (all)(2): everyone in the office is exhausted (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Secretary???, Ms. Ferguson)
• Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): Tess & Lars, who built cars
• I Speak No English (DS)(2): the guy who speaks English meets a guy who claims to speak no English (English-Speaking Guy)
• Darryl the Big Brother (KMS)(2): Darryl spends time with his "Little Brother" (Darryl)
• Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): the office party of shame
• Two Years Late for a Date/Screw You Taxpayer (all)(2): bad sketch is a waste of taxpayer money
• Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): the Stones concert
• The Doors (BK)(2): man in record store thinks about getting a Doors album

#220
• Playing Charades (all)(2): group of people play charades, when one has to leave...
• Gavin Pricing Meat (BKM)(2): Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop while his mom gets a makeover (Gavin, Gavin's Mother)
• Police Department
• Who's to Blame!?! (DKB)(2): boss looks for someone to blame for the bad weather (A.T. & Love Boss)
• Police Department (MB)(2): 1:33 p.m. Park Ave. - cloud shapes (Police Department)
• The Tea Party (DSB)(2): two destructive guys have a tea party with their lady friend
• The Party -- How the Hell Am I Supposed to Know That? (DKMS)(2): man makes inadvertant inappropriate comments at a party
• Police Department (MB)(2): 9:40 p.m. Pleasant Acres - ex-partner (Police Department)
• Great Sex Phone Messages (M)(2): the man who has many answering machine messages that says he's good at sex
• Tube Top of Justice (B)(2): the story of the Tube Top of Justice
• Complicated Italian Movie with Francesca Fiore (SD)(2): man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)

#221 (Compilation Episode)
• It's a Fact (-)(2): uncle who spits
• Head Crusher Duel (MK)(2): the head crusher finds his nemesis (Mr. Tyzik)
• Best-Looking Man in the World -- Bim Bam Baby (-)(2): abridged version
• Daddy Drank* (KD)(2): the story of how daddy drank
• It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen)
• Bad Doctor (D)(2): the story of the really bad doctor (Doctor)
• Cucumber Salad on Face (BS)(2): executive has cucumber salad on face (Robert, Don)
• It's a Fact (M)(2): neighbors in love for 45 years
• Buddy's Bar -- Sappho Sluggers (all)(2): Buddy manages an all-girl baseball team (Buddy, Shona)

#222 (Compilation Episode)
• Police Department (MB)(2): 8:40 p.m. Richland Cresc. - locked keys in car (Police Department)
• The Friendly Couples (SMKD)(2): Nena's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife (Nena & Nena's Husband)
• Business-Suit Trappers (KDSM)(2): guys who trap businessmen for their suits (Francois, Jacques)
• Gavin and the Chair-Painting Guy (BM)(2): Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair (Gavin)
• Police Department (MB)(2): 10:45 p.m. 810 Ossington St. - standoff (Police Department)
• Chicken Lady's Date (MDS)(2): the Chicken Lady gets a date to come to her apartment (Chicken Lady)
• Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Evilness (KDM)(2): proof of Hecubus's evilness (Pit of Ultimate Darkness, Satan)
• Police Department (MB)(2): 7:38 p.m. Richland Cresc. - don't love my dad (Police Department)
• Eating in the Shower (K)(2): Kevin eats in the shower (during credits)