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Season Two (1990-1991)

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Episode Pages

Each episode from the second season has its own page. On the pages are information, links to transcripts, and perhaps other media. Click an episode number to visit its page.

201 | 202 | 203 | 204 | 205 | 206 | 207 | 208 | 209 | 210
211 | 212 | 213 | 214 | 215 | 216 | 217 | 218 | 219 | 220

 

Episode Guide

Reprinted below is an episode guide for season two as it appeared in the old alt.tv.kids-in-hall FAQ. (Only change: added episode numbers which link to episode pages.) It is reprinted here to be used to help find the skit or show you are interested in; then you can click the episode page.

This episode guide is not authored or updated by KITHfan.org. There are some mistakes and omissions, all of which should be fixed on the accompanying episode page.

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#201
 What I Like About Spring (S)(2): what a man likes about spring
 The Friendly Couples (SMKD)(2): Nena's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife (Nena & Nena's Husband)
 Trucker Businessman (M)(2): Truck Owner makes a phone call (Bobby's Father)
 Paranoid Undercover Alien (DSK)(2): undercover alien overreacts to innocent questions
 Best-Looking Man in the World -- Bim Bam Baby (-)(2): abridged version
 Bad Doctor (D)(2): the story of the really bad doctor (Doctor)
 Bobby vs. Satan -- Guitar Fight (DMB)(2): Bobby has a guitar fight with Satan (Bobby, Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Satan)

#202
 Business-Suit Trappers (KDSM)(2): guys who trap businessmen for their suits (Francois, Jacques)
 Cabbage Head at a Restaurant (all)(2): Cabbage Head tries to seduce women in a restaurant (Cabbage Head)
 Firing Chris 1 (BS)(2): Chris is fired (Chris Belamy)
 Loner with a Stubbed Toe (M)(2): the loner ponders his gangrenous toe
 Firing Chris 2 (BDKM)(2): Chris is fired after five minutes (Chris Belamy)
 Pit of Ultimate Darkness (KDM)(2): proof of Hecubus's evilness (Pit of Ultimate Darkness, Satan)
 Firing Chris 3 (BKM)(2): Chris is fired in a police line-up (Chris Belamy)
 Buddy's Bar -- Sappho Sluggers (all)(2): Buddy manages an all-girl baseball team (Buddy, Shona)

#203
 Making Up the News (M)(2): news anchorman cracks up (Channel 7 News Team)
 Two Clearly Insane People (all)(2): Sizzler sisters' lounge act (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler, Channel 7 News Team)
 Kathie's Dream (all)(2): Kathie wins Miss Canadian (Kathie, Secretary???, Cathy)
 Not Allowed to Smoke in the Subway (SM)(2): two friends on subway platform
 Crying Anchorman (M)(2): sad news (Channel 7 News Team)
 The Phone: (-)(2): a phone rings
 Cucumber Salad on Face (BS)(2): executive has cucumber salad on face (Robert)
 The Phone (all)(2): phone rings incessantly (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler)
 The Phone Show/Touch Paul Bellini (all+P)(2): Touch Paul Bellini Contest (Paul Bellini)

#204
 Nutty Bunnies (BMKS)(2): nutty bunnies frolick in a field
 Buddy's Bar (S)(2): Buddy talks about who's gay (Buddy)
 Darryl on a Date (MKDS)(2): Darryl has a blind date in a restaurant with a woman on the rebound (Darryl)
 Police Department
 Yes Dear (MD)(2): man with nagging wife and parrot
 Police Department (MB)(2): 11:53 a.m. City Limits - naked through the woods (Police Department)
 I Don't Want it Now (all)(2): man at restaurant who wanted his bill five minutes ago
 Police Department -- Car Chase (all)(2): the Officers see some escaped convicts (Police Department)

#205
 Charged with Being an Asshole (BKS)(2): Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole
 Police Department (MB)(2): 10:45 p.m. 810 Ossington St. - standoff (Police Department)
 Buddy in Prison 1 (S)(2): Buddy explains how he got put in prison (Buddy)
 Two Clearly Insane People Rob a Bank (KDB)(2): the Sizzlers try to rob a bank (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler)
 Police Department
 Chicken Lady (MDS)(2): the Chicken Lady gets a date to come to her apartment (Chicken Lady)
 Hash Dealers (K)(2): Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops
 Police Department (MB)(2): 8:40 p.m. Richland Cresc. - locked keys in car (Police Department)
 Life's Greatest Moments/ (K)(2): man in bed discussing life's greatest moments
 Courtroom/ (BDMK)(2): life's greatest moments guy pleads not guilty
 Buddy in Prison 2 (BDMS)(2): Buddy also pleads not guilty (Buddy)

#206
 The Heavy Pen (DK)(2): a reading of the new novel
 Animal Rights Commandos (BSM)(2): Humanoids for Humanism help animals (Humanoids for Humanism)
 Lost Hair in Restaurant (DSKB)(2): man loses his hair in a restaurant
 The Breakup (BM)(2): the amicable breakup turns nasty
 Wood Nymph (SM)(2): Buddy spots a wood nymph (Buddy)
 Bad Anecdote Guy (SMKD)(2): businessman -- "Good night! I'm joking!"
 Theo the Teacher (all)(2): Theo the cool teacher confides to his class (Bower)

#207
 Lady is a Tramp* (DS)(2): man tries to befriend a whore (Jocelyn)
 Businessman in a Slump (DMB)(2): Gerald is in a slump (Gerald, Gerald)
 The Guy Who Speaks English (S)(2): thinks everyone should speak English (English-Speaking Guy)
 [Lady is a Tramp*] (DS)(2): man proposes to the Lady (Jocelyn) [NOTE: not actually aired in this show]
 Gavin and the Chair-Painting Guy (BM)(2): Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair (Gavin)
 Singing Philanderer (KB)(2): philanderer sings a song in a western bar
 Lady is a Tramp* (DSK)(2): Lady is a Tramp 30 years later (Jocelyn, Rudy)

#208
 Talentless Lounge Act (KD)(2): horrible lounge act sing a song
 Birth of a Nation* (SDMK)(2): birth of a nation: fascism, democracy, etc.
 I Got Fired Today (SBD)(2): Gordon is fired (Fran, Gordon, Brian)
 Police Department
 The Man Whose Nose Bleeds At Will (all)(2): the freak show (Chicken Lady)
 Police Department (SM)(2): 1:03 p.m. Cherry Beach - officer talks to Tony Baldwin from Surf Cops (Police Department)
 Money Momentum (BM)(2): the money momentum seminar (Money Momentum Guys)
 Hang Ten You're Booked (SB)(2): Tony Baldwin, actor on Surf Cops
 Liposuction (all)(2): the liposuction song

#209
 Police Department (MB)(2): 3:07 p.m. Cherry Beach - bust the queen while drinking tea (Police Department)
 Head Crusher in Physical Therapy (MBSK)(2): head crusher is injured and must undergo physical therapy to recover his head-crushing ability (Mr. Tyzik)
 Police Department (MB)(2): 7:38 p.m. Richland Cresc. - don't love my dad (Police Department)
 Daddy Drank (KD)(2): the story of how daddy drank
 S&M Pair (BM)(2): the slave and master on the street
 Police Department (MB)(2): 2:55 p.m. Cherry Beach - Shelley Long (Police Department)
 Passed Out Guy in Office (all)(2): guy knocks himself out in a business meeting and stays unconscious for days
 S&M Pair (BM)(2): the slave and master again
 Gavin (BM)(2): Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone (Gavin, Gavin's Mother)
 Disillusioned-Parent Press Conference (DK)(2): disillusioned parents hold a press conference
 Beating Up Your Old Man (all)(2): the Kids discuss beating up their fathers.

#210
 Guess Your Weight (DK)(2): guy who can guess everything but weight
 First Date (MB)(2): Nena's first date with a guy -- "skip the..." (Nena)
 Message to Math Teachers (SB)(2): the message to the old math teacher
 Leslie the Vampire Fag (all)(2): Leslie saves a guy from fag bashers
 Paranoid Worker (KM)(2): worker who keeps a list of his office enemies
 Scott Thompson (SD)(2): The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson
 Amnesiac Restaurant Customer (BDS)(2): man in restaurant who can't remember who he is
 Cleaning-Men Whores (SB)(2): men whoring their maid service
 Cathy & Kathie -- Girls' Night Out (all)(2): the girls have a get-together and feast on cheesecake (Cathy, Kathie, Secretary???, Tanya)
 Eating in the Shower (K)(2): Kevin eats in the shower (during credits)

#211
 I Don't Think He Has the Report (BMK)(2): man coughs up the report in a business meeting
 Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hypnosis 1 (KDM)(2): the hypnosis attempt (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
 Mr. Heavyfoot Runs a Marathon* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
 Jazz Hater (B)(2): Bruce hates jazz
 Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hypnosis 2 (KDM)(2): hypnosis attempt continued (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
 Touch Paul Bellini Winner (MP)(2): announcement of the Touch Paul Bellini contest winner (Paul Bellini)
 The Affair* (KBMS)(2): story of the secret affair (Darryl)
 Mr. Heavyfoot Test Drives a Car* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
 The Kafuffle* (SM)(2): Buddy and the Queen's correspondence (Buddy, The Queen, Prince Edward)

#212
 Police Department (MB)(2): 3:10 p.m. Cloverdale Park - bubble bath (Police Department)
 Kevin Sleeping (K)(2): Kevin shows us how he sleeps
 Doug's Mistress (DSM)(2): women talks about her husband's mistress (Bobby's mother, Bobby's father)
 Stand in the New Style (SDM)(2): "Stand in the New Style" hip-hop song
 The Place They Call Vegas (BM)(2): on a faraway planet, son asks his father about the Place they call Vegas
 Jesus the Bad Carpenter (D)(2): proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter
 Police Department (MB)(2): 2:41 p.m. Cherry Beach - my daughter, the cop (Police Department)
 Bladder Support Group (all)(2): the support group for people that won't be tyrannized by their bladders

#213
 It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen)
 Message to Richard Nixon (BS)(2): a message to Richard Nixon
 Caffienated TV Tit-Watcher (D)(2): guy who watches for tits on TV
 America (B)(2): Bruce salutes America
 Politician Jam-Taster (MSK)(2): politician judge at a jam-tasting contest
 Girls Backstage at the Play (SBM)(2): girls backstage discuss the new play
 It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen)
 Arms in a Tank of Dead Fish (all)(2): guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish
 It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen) (over credits)

#214
 Police Department (MB)(2): 2:10 p.m. Cloverdale Ave. - good cop/bad cop (Police Department)
 Phone Sex (SM)(2): guy calls phone sex and gets Chicken Lady (Chicken Lady, Brad)
 It's a Fact
 Children's Novelist (KDS)(2): story of a guy who writes children's books
 Police Department (MB)(2): 9:05 p.m. Richland Cresc. - best thing about being a cop (Police Department)
 Evan the Shoe Salesman (BMS)(2): Evan the intense shoe salesman (Evan, Satan, Murray)
 Faggot -- it is the Letters (S)(2): maybe it's the letters that makes people so frightened of the word "faggot"
 It's a Fact (-)(2): Bigfoot singing
 Blues Man Heckler (MD)(2): Mississipi Gary is heckled (Mississippi Gary)
 It's a Fact (M)(2): neighbors in love for 45 years
 Suicide Note (all)(2): the Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt

#215
 Mr. Heavyfoot Kicks a Ball* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
 Scott's Not Gay Anymore (all)(2): the Kids panic when they find out Scott's not gay anymore
 Melanie's Date (MK)(2): Melanie has a date over (Melanie)
 Mean Doctor (SD)(2): doctor who likes telling people hey have cancer
 The Poo Guy (B)(2): Bruce doesn't want to be known as the Poo Guy
 Mr. Heavyfoot Has a Date* (DK)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
 Guy that Wants to Get Beaten Up (BDM)(2): guy on the subway platform who apparently wants to get beaten up
 Night of the Cow (all)(2): the story of the Night of the Cow
 Mr. Heavyfoot on the Moon* (D)(2): (Mr. Heavyfoot)

#216
 One of these Five Men Has Something Interesting to Say (all)(2): or do they?
 The Cincinnati Kid (all)(2): the Cinncinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid
 Career-Ending Moments in Show Business* (DK)(2): Leslie de Gaulle Trio -- anti-Communist folk singers
 Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): story about magnetic Joe
 Do You Have the Time? (DB)(2): woman misinterprets an innocent request for the time on subway platform
 Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): story of some kids and a dad going to the zoo
 Career-Ending Moments in Show Business* (DK)(2): woman makes a big mistake when accepting an award
 Relax with a Trip to the Farm (all)(2): businessman likes to relax with a a trip to the farm when things get hectic
 Cathy & Kathie -- Scandalous Weekend (SBM)(2): Cathy has a scandalous weekend when she goes to a bar (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya)

#217
 He's Gonna Give Away $1000 (MSB)(2): song in western bar
 Police Department (MB)(2): 3:31 p.m. Park Ave. - ticketing my car (Police Department)
 Decorator Demon 1 (KDS)(2): man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment
 Head Crusher Duel (MK)(2): the head crusher finds his nemesis (Mr. Tyzik)
 Touch Paul Bellini Winner (MP)(2): announcement of the Touch Paul Bellini contest winner (Paul Bellini)
 Police Department (MB)(2): 9:20 a.m. Pleasant Acres - grave of first traffic ticket (Police Department)
 Governor with the Hooker (KDMS)(2): governor talks with hooker in hotel room
 F-ing Good Ham (all)(2): Bobby accidently says a bad word in front of his parents (Bobby, Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Bower)
 Decorator Demon 2 (KD)(2): demon continued (over credits)

#218
 Humanoids for Humanism Meeting/Cabbage Head 1 (BSM)(2): the Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head (Humanoids for Humanism)
 The Chain Letter (DBK)(2): businesmen discuss a disturbing piece of mail
 Plunger Salesman (M)(2): man talks about a great plunger salesman (Bobby's Father)
 Cabbage Head Shot (all)(2): Cabbage Head is shot (Humanoids for Humanism, Cabbage Head)
 It's a Fact
 Impatient Guy in Line (DKM)(2): guy waiting in grocery store line impatiently (Melanie)
 Confidante to the Stars -- Spoon-head Party (S)(2): Weston Esterhazy's Hollywood spoon-head movie "Eliza's Party" (Weston Esterhazy)
 Cabbage Head 3 (BSM)(2): Cabbage Head talks about his religious conversion while on a talk show (Cabbage Head)

#219
 Impotency Cured! (SMK)(2): man embarrasses his friend at a bar
 Cathy & Kathie & Decaf (all)(2): everyone in the office is exhausted (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Secretary???, Ms. Ferguson)
 Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): Tess & Lars, who built cars
 I Speak No English (DS)(2): the guy who speaks English meets a guy who claims to speak no English (English-Speaking Guy)
 Darryl the Big Brother (KMS)(2): Darryl spends time with his "Little Brother" (Darryl)
 Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): the office party of shame
 Two Years Late for a Date/Screw You Taxpayer (all)(2): bad sketch is a waste of taxpayer money
 Thirty-second Stories (B)(2): the Stones concert
 The Doors (BK)(2): man in record store thinks about getting a Doors album

#220
 Playing Charades (all)(2): group of people play charades, when one has to leave...
 Gavin Pricing Meat (BKM)(2): Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop while his mom gets a makeover (Gavin, Gavin's Mother)
 Police Department
 Who's to Blame!?! (DKB)(2): boss looks for someone to blame for the bad weather (A.T. & Love Boss)
 Police Department (MB)(2): 1:33 p.m. Park Ave. - cloud shapes (Police Department)
 The Tea Party (DSB)(2): two destructive guys have a tea party with their lady friend
 The Party -- How the Hell Am I Supposed to Know That? (DKMS)(2): man makes inadvertant inappropriate comments at a party
 Police Department (MB)(2): 9:40 p.m. Pleasant Acres - ex-partner (Police Department)
 Great Sex Phone Messages (M)(2): the man who has many answering machine messages that says he's good at sex
 Tube Top of Justice (B)(2): the story of the Tube Top of Justice
 Complicated Italian Movie with Francesca Fiore (SD)(2): man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)

#221 (Compilation Episode)
 It's a Fact (-)(2): uncle who spits
 Head Crusher Duel (MK)(2): the head crusher finds his nemesis (Mr. Tyzik)
 Best-Looking Man in the World -- Bim Bam Baby (-)(2): abridged version
 Daddy Drank* (KD)(2): the story of how daddy drank
 It's-a-Fact Girl and the Queen (S)(2): (The Queen)
 Bad Doctor (D)(2): the story of the really bad doctor (Doctor)
 Cucumber Salad on Face (BS)(2): executive has cucumber salad on face (Robert, Don)
 It's a Fact (M)(2): neighbors in love for 45 years
 Buddy's Bar -- Sappho Sluggers (all)(2): Buddy manages an all-girl baseball team (Buddy, Shona)

#222 (Compilation Episode)
 Police Department (MB)(2): 8:40 p.m. Richland Cresc. - locked keys in car (Police Department)
 The Friendly Couples (SMKD)(2): Nena's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife (Nena & Nena's Husband)
 Business-Suit Trappers (KDSM)(2): guys who trap businessmen for their suits (Francois, Jacques)
 Gavin and the Chair-Painting Guy (BM)(2): Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair (Gavin)
 Police Department (MB)(2): 10:45 p.m. 810 Ossington St. - standoff (Police Department)
 Chicken Lady's Date (MDS)(2): the Chicken Lady gets a date to come to her apartment (Chicken Lady)
 Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Evilness (KDM)(2): proof of Hecubus's evilness (Pit of Ultimate Darkness, Satan)
 Police Department (MB)(2): 7:38 p.m. Richland Cresc. - don't love my dad (Police Department)
 Eating in the Shower (K)(2): Kevin eats in the shower (during credits)

 

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