A Whole Lotta Kids in the Hall

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Show #213


The Origins of Beethoven's Fifth  
 Stars- n/a
 Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl
 In short- Inspired by Beethoven's fifth orgasm.

 Stars- Bruce
 Recurring Characters- n/a
 In short- Bruce talks about America. (Also on Shame-Based Man.)

Wrong Winner At a Jam Contest  
 Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott
 Recurring Characters- n/a
 In short- Politician mistakenly picks a child molester's jam as winner.

Queen Doesn't Know Her ABCs  
 Stars- Scott
 Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Queen
 In short- The Queen sings her ABCs.

Caffienated TV Tit Watcher
 Stars- Dave
 Recurring Characters- n/a
 In short- He stays awake, trying to catch it again.

Backstage on Broadway  
 Stars- Bruce, Mark, Scott
 Recurring Characters- n/a
 In short- Two Broadway broads discuss the new play.

Message To Richard Nixon  
 Stars- Bruce, Scott
 Recurring Characters- Domestic whores
 In Short- A message to Richard Nixon.

Speech Impediment  
 Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin
 Recurring Characters- Patron
 In Short- It's not his fault that he pronounces differently.

Red-Haired Girls  
 Stars- Scott
 Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, The Queen
 In short- Red-haired girls are evil.

Dead Fish Tank
 Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
 Recurring Characters- Mr. McKim
 In short- Guys whose jobs it is to hold their arms in a tank of dead fish.

A Walk With the Queen  
 Stars- Scott
 Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, The Queen
 In short- The Queen leads her down a pier.


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 Transcripts- Alison Sekikawa, Tavie Phillips, Trista Lycosky, Matt Morrison,


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