Show #213

Skits

The Origins of Beethoven's Fifth  
•  Stars- n/a
•  Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl
•  In short- Inspired by Beethoven's fifth orgasm.

America  
•  Stars- Bruce
•  Recurring Characters- n/a
•  In short- Bruce talks about America. (Also on Shame-Based Man.)

Wrong Winner At a Jam Contest  
•  Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott
•  Recurring Characters- n/a
•  In short- Politician mistakenly picks a child molester's jam as winner.

Queen Doesn't Know Her ABCs  
•  Stars- Scott
•  Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Queen
•  In short- The Queen sings her ABCs.

Caffienated TV Tit Watcher
•  Stars- Dave
•  Recurring Characters- n/a
•  In short- He stays awake, trying to catch it again.

Backstage on Broadway  
•  Stars- Bruce, Mark, Scott
•  Recurring Characters- n/a
•  In short- Two Broadway broads discuss the new play.

Message To Richard Nixon  
•  Stars- Bruce, Scott
•  Recurring Characters- Domestic whores
•  In Short- A message to Richard Nixon.

Speech Impediment  
•  Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin
•  Recurring Characters- Patron
•  In Short- It's not his fault that he pronounces differently.

Red-Haired Girls  
•  Stars- Scott
•  Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, The Queen
•  In short- Red-haired girls are evil.

Dead Fish Tank
•  Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
•  Recurring Characters- Mr. McKim
•  In short- Guys whose jobs it is to hold their arms in a tank of dead fish.

A Walk With the Queen  
•  Stars- Scott
•  Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, The Queen
•  In short- The Queen leads her down a pier.

Contributors to this Page

•  Transcripts- Alison Sekikawa, Tavie Phillips, Trista Lycosky, Matt Morrison, jlw0499@is4.nyu.edu

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