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Season One (1989-1990)

Episode Pages

Each episode from the first season has its own page. On the pages are information, links to transcripts, and perhaps other media. Click an episode number to visit its page.

101 | 102 | 103 | 104 | 105 | 106 | 107 | 108 | 109 | 110
111 | 112 | 113 | 114 | 115 | 116 | 117 | 118 | 119 | 120

Episode Guide

Reprinted below is an episode guide for season one as it appeared in the old alt.tv.kids-in-hall FAQ. (Only change: added episode numbers which link to episode pages.) It is reprinted here to be used to help find the skit or show you are interested in; then you can click the episode page.

This episode guide is not authored or updated by KITHfan.org. There are some mistakes and omissions, all of which should be fixed on the accompanying episode page.

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#101
• Simultaneous Phone Calls (?)(1): two girls call each other simultaneously
• The Eradicator (all)(1): the masked squash player
• Ballet School (MK)(1): the cruel ballet school teacher
• Businessman Head Crusher 1 (all)(1): the head crusher crushes businessmen's heads (Mr. Tyzik)
• Cause of Cancer (DB)(1): KITH discovers the cause of cancer
• Pear Dream (all)(1): man wakes up from the pear dream
• Kathie the Mean Mistreater (BM)(1): Kathie & Mississippi Gary talk about their relationship (Kathie, Mississippi Gary)
• Businessman Head Crusher 2 (M)(1): head crusher continued (Mr. Tyzik)

#102
• Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): love hurts
• Man's Chest Colonized by Spain (all)(1): a comedy premise
• Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): honesty is the best policy
• Cabbage Head on Date (BKS)(1): Cabbage Head goes on a date (Cabbage Head)
• Impromptu Tractor with Kids (M)(1): impromptu tractor formed with children
• Sarcastic Guy (KD)(1): the guy who can't help being sarcastic
• Buddy's Bar -- Race Relations (S)(1): Buddy discusses the races (Buddy)
• Thirty Helens (-)(1): you can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes
• Agree Having Your Period? (all)(1): guys discuss how they want to be women

#103
• Hired Gun Concession Stand (D)(1): gunfighter that runs a concession stand (Gunfighter)
• Gorilla (DSK)(1): slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla
• Ignore Them 1 (all)(1): man harassed by guys on the street
• Citizen Kane (KD)(1): friends have a dispute about the name of a movie
• Modern Hero (M)(1): story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley
• Ignore Them 2 (all)(1): family harassed by guys continued
• Salty Ham (BS)(1): Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham (Fran, Gordon)
• Ignore Them 3 (all)(1): funeral goers harassed by guys concluded

#104
• Deja Vu! (SB)(1): guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu
• Apollo the Rude (KSM)(1): rude guy ruins some friends' evening out
• The Daves I Know Song (BD)(1): Bruce sings about the Daves he knows
• Guy with the Good Attitude Toward Menstruation (D)(1): talk about menstruation
• Let Me In! (KM)(1): man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house
• Timmy (SB)(1): Timmy tries to console his mother & father
• Sick of the Swiss (SM)(1): the guy who is sick of the Swiss
• The Country Doctor (SKDBM)(1): the leisurely country doctor comes to save the farmer

#105
• Lost Drum (KM)(1): man screams about his lost drum
• Head Crusher Outside Club 1 (MKS)(1): head crusher crushes heads outside a club (Mr. Tyzik)
• Relationship Negotiations (MB)(1): businessmen negotiate relationships (Gerald, Gerald)
• Granpa's Poo (all)(1): family at dinner talks about Granpa's poo
• Are ET's Dull? (DSKM)(1): exploration of the question "Are Extraterrestrials Dull?"
• If Elvis Were My Landlord (all)(1): Bruce wonders what it would be like if Elvis were his landlord
• Head Crusher Outside Club 2 (MK)(1): head crusher continued (Mr. Tyzik)

#106
• Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): tattoos aren't for everyone
• Apathetic Burglar (SDK)(1): apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner
• Running Faggot Song (all)(1): the song of the running faggot
• Twenty-nine Helens (-)(1): promptness is important
• Agree How Businessmen Relax (DKSB)(1): tense businessmen go to the gym to relax
• Truck Owner (M)(1): the story of a truck owner (Bobby's Father)
• Stray Businessman (all)(1): kid brings home a stray businessman

#107
• Hotel La Rut 1 (all)(1): hotel where everyone's in a rut
• Parachuter's Odds (all)(1): parachuters wonder about the odds
• Hotel La Rut 2 (all)(1): hotel continued
• First Poem (BDM)(1): Bobby -- angered by world -- writes first poem (Bobby, Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Laura)
• Flether Christian (D)(1): not the real Flether Christian
• Hotel La Rut 3 (KSB)(1): hotel continued
• Surprise Party (all)(1): Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at A.T. & Love (Nena, Danny Husk)

#108
• Ping Pong Guy 1 (M)(1): the annoying ping pong watcher's commentary
• Pre-Vacation Family Blowout (SBD)(1): the family blowout before the trip (Fran, Gordon, Brian)
• Ping Pong Guy 2 (M)(1): the annoying ping pong watcher
• Chain Gang (MKD)(1): guy from the chain gang is recognized in restaurant
• You Don't Like Us 1 (DKS)(1): the "Nobody Likes Us" Guys try to get a loan ("Nobody Likes Us" Guys)
• Buddy's Bar -- Dinosaurs (S)(1): Buddy talks about dinosaurs bad manners (Buddy)
• Ping Pong Guy 3 (M)(1): the annoying ping pong watcher
• Interracial Couple (DSKM)(1): white girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet her parents
• You Don't Like Us 2 (DK)(1): the "Nobody Likes Us" Guys continued

#109
• Die in that House 1 (D)(1): man explains how he's going to die in that house
• Cathy & Kathie & the Temp (SBM)(1): Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya)
• Die in that House 2 (DS)(1): continued from above
• Preacher Character (M)(1): Mark's preacher character
• Confidante to the Stars (SM)(1): Weston discusses the stars (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil)
• Die in the House 3 (DK)(1): continued from above
• Teddy Bear Picnic (BSD)(1): father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story

#110
• Salt Confiscator (all)(1): "security guard" complains about hoopla
• Bad Straight Man 1 (KD)(1): vaudeville act with bad straight man
• Two Brothers and the Sister (MSB)(1): the drunk brothers come over at 3am
• Farmer with a Tail (M)(1): the story of a farmer
• One Step at a Time (DS)(1): taking things one clinging, jealous step at a time
• Think I'll Go Eat Worms (BK)(1): "Nobody Likes Us" guys sing on a bus (The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys)
• Bad Straight Man 2 (KM)(1): vaudeville act with bad straight man part 2
• The Moon (MBD)(1): three guys sit on wall and discuss the moon

#111
• Dawn of the Dead (KSMD)(1): silly parody of the movie
• Attilla the German Gay Lover (SMB)(1): Attilla and his lover have a spat
• Thirty Helens Agree
• Fire at Business Meeting (all)(1): fire at a business meeting at A.T. & Love (Danny Husk)
• Gunfighter (D)(1): once shot a man just to watch him die (Gunfighter)
• Like Romeo and Juliet (B)(1): the lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet
• Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): Hawaii was better before
• Barbershop* (all)(1): Clem tells stories in the barber shop

#112
• Kathie's Turning Over! (all)(1): Kathie turns over (Kathie, Cathy, Ms. Ferguson, Secretary???, Tanya????)
• Billy Dreamer 1 (KM)(1): Billy Dreamer talks to his boss
• Folk Music (D)(1): a discussion of folk music
• Who's Gay...* (SM)(1): Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil)
• Billy Dreamer 2 (KBD)(1): Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends
• Scora the Gentle Shark (all)(1): the legend of Scora, the gentle shark

#113
• Lonely City (MKDS)(1): what's happening in the lonely city
• Businessmen Networking (BMSD)(1): Gerald and Gerald network at a business party (Gerald, Gerald)
• Lopez 1 (M)(1): man calls out for Lopez outside of a house
• Fat Hitchhiker (DK)(1): man gives a "fat" guy a lift
• Lopez 2 (M)(1): Lopez continued
• The Donut Shop (KMBS)(1): man criticizes donut shop customers
• Killed by a Lamp (K)(1): man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp
• Lopez 3 (M)(1): Lopez continued
• Becoming an Indian Woman (DSM)(1): boy who has decided to become an Indian woman
• Lopez 4 (M)(1): Lopez continued (over credits)

#114
• Editors 1 (SK)(1): book editors discuss what to cut
• Stop the World -- We Broke Up/ (BDM)(1): song about Bobby's breakup (Bobby, Bobby's Mother, Bobby's Father, Laura)
• Editors 2 (SK)(1): editors discuss what to cut
• Sold the Land (M)(1): story of a man and his father
• Life-After-Death Guy (DK)(1): the guy with the life-after death experience
• The Cat (all)(1): the life of a cat, with the cat jazz band
• Teacher's Secret Affair/ (DSK)(1): boring teacher has affair during class
• Editors 3 (SK)(1): editors discuss what to cut

#115
• Cutest Boy on Death Row (DBKM)(1): girls discuss cutest boy on death row (Melanie)
• Blues Man Wannabe (M)(1): the faux blues man from Vermont
• The Women-Lovers (BD)(1): the men who love all women
• Buddy on a Desert Island (SD)(1): Buddy stranded on a desert Island (Buddy)
• Cop Impersonator (KSM)(1): drunk guy pretends to be a cop
• Blonde Mechanic (KBMS)(1): the mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks
• Baby* (DBM)(1): a babyless couple talks to mother in the park

#116
• How did this happen? (M)(1): man wonders how did this happen
• Cathy & Kathie -- Is He or Isn't He? (all)(1): Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay (Cathy, Kathie, Secretary, Tanya)
• Thirty Helens Agree
• Bass Player (BK)(1): a tribute to a bass player
• Thirty Helens Agree
• Compensation (BMSK)(1): workmen explain how compensation works
• Thirty Helens Agree
• Buddy's Bar -- Canadians (S)(1): Buddy discusses Canada (Buddy)

#117
• Boo! (SD)(1): the author of scary books
• Leslie the Vampire Fag (MS)(1): Leslie has a friend over (Brad)
• Comedy Sketch with Just a Middle (KDBM)(1): a comedy sketch premise
• I Don't Have Enough Money to Pay for This Cab (MKS)(1): head crusher's friend comes over (Mr. Tyzik)
• The Darcy Pennell Show* (KDS)(1): the Darcy Pennell Show -- ugly women's fashion (Darcy Pennell, Brad)

#118
• Love Me* (MB)(1): guy cooking steaks; guys runs up
• Stinky Pink (KMS)(1): Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color (Fran)
• Premise Beach 1 (KDSM)(1): A comedy premise on premise beach - people who shouldn't run for office
• Big Crouton (B)(1): the story of the big crouton
• Pole Vaulter Olympic Tragedy (KMD)(1): tragedy at the olympics
• Premise Beach 2 (KD)(1): People with gift heads
• Gay Entertainers (KDS)(1): A monologue from Scott
• Fly on Face (M)(1): girl leaves guy because of fly on his face

#119
• Barking Guys at Bar (DBM)(1): guys are bar bark at women
• Shark Hunter Brothers (KM)(1): island-native brothers discuss manhood
• Death of Rock (BD)(1): Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock (Bobby)
• Pick-up Artist with Tarantulas (SM)(1): the pick up artist (Melanie)
• Girlfriends Leave the Country (KD)(1): guys party when girlfriends leave
• Monique the Pyromaniac (DSM)(1): Monique the pyromaniac is fired

#120
• What is the Fat Man Doing Across the Road Song (MK)(1): the fat man song
• Pie-Eating Contest Love (all)(1): Nena and husband find out how their friends met (Nena, Nena's Husband)
• Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): there's a time and a place to show photos of your kids
• "Nobody Likes Us" Guys on a Date (DK)(1): the Nobody Likes Us guys on a date in a restaurant (Nobody Likes Us)
• Buddy's Bar -- Canadians (S)(1): Buddy discusses Canadians (Buddy)
• The Real Buddy Holly (KM)(1): what Buddy Holly was really like
• Thirty Helens Agree (-)(1): a Helen is a Helen
• Dr. Seuss Bible (all)(1): a presentation of the Bible as written by Dr. Seuss