Tube Top of Justice

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Stefanie Gray
[Bruce stands with a sunset in the background.]

Bruce: As she walked over the horizon, lawmakers quipped, and the teenage boys stared, for she was wearing...

[Whip sound, and giant tube top appears next to Bruce.]

Bruce: ...the tube top of justice!

[Bruce looks at the tube top and looks slightly amazed.]

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video