Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast:
Transcribed by: Marie (Ree) Panepinto
- Mark- Channel 7 Newscaster
Mark: Tonight the management and staff of this station would like to take this opportunity to respond to the allegations that we here at Channel 7 have been making up the news. In the field of journalism there is no--
[A crash is heard offscreen and Mark looks to his left and starts to laugh]
Mark: [trying to calm down] In the field of journalism there is no more serious allegation that a journalist has been tampering with the veracity of facts in an ongoing--
[a paper airplane is thrown at Mark]
Mark: [cracking up] Stop it you guys!
[Five more paper airplanes are thrown. Mark grabs one and opens it up]
Mark: This just in! [starts hysterically laughing]
[gets up and walks out]
Mark (O.S.): [still laughing] We're in trouble!