Transcribed from: Comedy Central[to camera]
Transcribed by: Tlyco@aol.com
Bruce: Hi. Uh, we got work that, uh, Richard Nixon was watching the show, and we'd like to say hi.
Scott: Hi. Richard? We're glad you have a T.V.
Bruce: And we're glad you chose to um watch *our* show.
Scott: Although we don't believe in anything you stand for.
Bruce: We are very happy that your, your leg is better.
Scott: Yeah. So, here's to ya.