Message to Richard Nixon

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
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[to camera]

Scott: Hi.

Bruce: Hi. Uh, we got work that, uh, Richard Nixon was watching the show, and we'd like to say hi.

Scott: Hi. Richard? We're glad you have a T.V.

Bruce: And we're glad you chose to um watch *our* show.

Scott: Although we don't believe in anything you stand for.

Bruce: We are very happy that your, your leg is better.

Scott: Yeah. So, here's to ya.

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