Transcribed from: Comedy Central[Caption: Police Department 8:40 pm Richland Cresc.]
Transcribed by: morthrae@hotmail.comBruce: Sarge couldn't come. He said you could give your report to me.
[Note: Scott is in the police car, performing contortionist acts]
Mark: Oh. Okay. Well, uh, I first noticed the gentleman down on the boardwalk here. He was harrassing passers by. When I approachd him, he struck me as confused and disoriented. When I asked him to produce ID, he would not do so. He became abusive towards the badge so I uh arrested him.
Bruce: And that's when you locked your keys in your car?
Mark: ah..yeah...
[Bruce looks at car]
Bruce: Is this the gentleman here?
[Mark looks to make sure]
Mark: ummmmmm....yeah, that's him.
[they lean against car]