Cops: Keys

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by:
[Caption: Police Department 8:40 pm Richland Cresc.]

Bruce: Sarge couldn't come. He said you could give your report to me.

[Note: Scott is in the police car, performing contortionist acts]

Mark: Oh. Okay. Well, uh, I first noticed the gentleman down on the boardwalk here. He was harrassing passers by. When I approachd him, he struck me as confused and disoriented. When I asked him to produce ID, he would not do so. He became abusive towards the badge so I uh arrested him.

Bruce: And that's when you locked your keys in your car?

Mark: ah..yeah...

[Bruce looks at car]

Bruce: Is this the gentleman here?

[Mark looks to make sure]

Mark: ummmmmm....yeah, that's him.

[they lean against car]

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video