Transcribed from: Comedy Central[Caption: 10:45 p.m. 810 Ossington St.]
Transcribed by: I Hecubus@aol.com
Mark (into megaphone): Attention owner, occupant, or visitor at 810 Ossington. Come out the front door with your hands in front of you. You are surrounded. [4 shots are fired.] So, what do you think a house like that is worth anyway? About 280,000?
Bruce: Geez uh, I'd have to see inside.
Mark: You're right.
Man on walkie-talkie: Unit 501, we have a data update.
Bruce: Go ahead 109.
Man on walkie-talkie: You're hunch was right. There are two bathrooms.
Bruce: Thanks, Doug. Yeah, I'd have to say 300K, although a shooter like this just makes the property value go right down.
Mark: You're right. Tell you what, I'm going to run around back and see how big the yard is. Cover me.
[Bruce fires 3 shots. ]
Bruce: Are you dead?