Cops: Visiting Grave of Ticket Recipient

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Andrew Greenberg
[Mark placing flowers on grave, brushes snow off tombstone, takes off hat.]

[Bruce walks up and takes his hat off.]

Bruce: So, this is the first guy you ever gave a traffic ticket to?

Mark: Yeah. Yeah, I uh.. come by here whenever I can... you know, get in touch.

Bruce: I understand. So where's your mom buried?

Mark: Over there. Somewhere.

[Bruce looks looks off in that direction, nods and looks back at the tombstone.]


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