Cops: Don't Love My Dad

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Jessica (
Cast- [Two police officers are sitting in a car. The screen reads: "Police Department. 7:38 PM, Richland Cresc."]

Bruce: You know, I never told my dad I loved him.

Mark: Well you really should, you know?

Bruce: I can't.

Mark: How come?

Bruce: I don't.

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video