Cops: Bubble Bath

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Sarah Jane Bodell
Cast- [The two are sitting in their patrol car, screen reads: Clovedale Park 3:10 pm]

Bruce: So, we were at that hostage-taking yesterday and uh.....

Mark: I remember that, yeah.

Bruce: A guy's got his knife to his throat and he's ranting on and on about his needs and all I could think about was, "Boy, would I like a bubble bath!"

Mark: [short laugh] I hear ya brother.

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