Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast:
Transcribed by: Marie (Ree) Panepinto[A living room. A group of people are playing charades at a party. Bruce and Mark are sitting on the couch. Kevin is sitting on a chair alone as is Scott. Dave is about to perform.]
- Dave- charades guy
- Kevin- Jerry
- Scott- party goer
- Mark- party goer
- Bruce- female party goer
- Two other girls
[Dave picks up a piece of paper to read the charade and puts it back down. He turns around and imitates a video camera.]
Kevin: TV!
Bruce: A movie!
[Dave points in confirmation.]
Mark: A movie, a movie, a movie.
[Dave holds one finger up.]
Girl in front of Bruce: One! One word!
Kevin: One word!
[Dave points in confirmation.]
Bruce: One word!
Dave: Right.
[Dave puts his fingers up to his head to look like antlers and kinda does a little prancing in place thing.]
Mark: It's an animal!
Kevin: A moose!
Mark: A deer! A deer, a deer, a deer!
Girl in front of Bruce: Yeah, yeah!
[Scott gets up and smothers Kevin with a towel. Kevin is squirming violently, but everyone is too bust watching Dave.]
Bruce: Deer hunter!
Mark: Deerslayer!
[Dave shakes his head.]
Girl in front of Bruce: Reindeer! Reindeer!
Bruce: The Rages of Deer.
[Everyone stops and stares at him. Scott checks to make sure no one is looking at him.]
Mark: Come on, the deer, the deer, the deer...uhhh....Apocalypse Deer, I don't know...uhhh....come on!
[Kevin stops moving.] Bruce: It's not Bambi, is it? Bambi!
Dave: [points at Bruce] Bambi! It's Bambi!
[Scott puts the pillow down.]
[The group cheers for Bruce.]
Scott: Ahhh...I gotta go guys.
[Everyone is upset.]
Scott: Yeah, I promised Tanya I'd go to their party. OK, anyways, thanks, I had a great time.
[Everyone says goodbye.]
[Dave walks up to Kevin. He picks Kevin's arm up and drops it twice.]
Dave: Hey! Jerry's dead!