What?!

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Devri Richmond

Cast:

• Scott- Disturbed Husband
• Bruce- Quiet Wife
• Little boy- Little boy at door

[Violin music is playing. Bruce is feather-dusting the bookcase, looks agitated. Walks across in front of Scott who is on couch reading magazine. Bruce dusts a statue, looks at Scott, he looks at Bruce, Bruce looks at Scott. Music stops. Bruce turns. Music starts.]

Scott: What?

[Bruce crosses over to another statue, dusts. Looks at Scott.]

Scott: What?

[Bruce shrugs, music stops. Bruce goes to the mantle. Scott sighs. Bruce looks at him.]

Scott: What?

[Bruce goes over to couch, flips pillow around. Scott checks the crotch of his pants.]

Scott: What?

[Bruce goes over to the statue next to the phone. It rings.]

Scott: Would you, eh, uh-

[Bruce walks away from phone, goes over to a corner with a chair beside a bookshelf. Scott sighs, picks up the phone.]

Scott: What?

[Scott looks at Bruce.]

Scott: What?!

[Bruce stares at him and starts dusting the bookshelf. There's a knock at the door.]

Scott: [To Bruce] What?

[Scott opens the door. There is a little boy standing there.]

Scott: Whhaaaaat?

[Scott slams the door. He goes back to the phone.]

Scott: What?!

[Scott slams the receiver down. Turns to Bruce.]

Scott: What? What?! What?!! Whaaaat?! [He falls to his knees, and then sprawls himself on the couch.] Whaaaaaat?

[Bruce scampers upstairs. Scott turns to the camera.]

Scott: WHHAAAAAT?!