Flying Pig: Cops

Transcribed from: Comedy Network
Transcribed by: an anonymous donor

[The sky is black. The flying pig flies across it.]

Bruce (FP): Wheeee-whaaa!

[Camera moves down to the ground where the cops are standing looking up at the sky.]

Mark: What the hell was that? [looks at Bruce]

Bruce: [looks at Mark] The flying pig.

Mark: What?

Bruce: He entertains people in lineups 'n whatnot.

Mark: Really?

Bruce: Yeah.

Mark: God I gotta keep my uh ear to the street a little bit better.

Bruce: Think so partner.

[Mark and Bruce look up at the sky]

Mark: Flying pig...

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video