Transcribed from: Comedy NetworkCast:
Transcribed by: an anonymous donor
- Scott- guy behind Kevin in lottery lineup
- Kevin- guy in lottery lineup
- Bruce- the flying pig
Scott: [to Kevin] I know I'm going to win the lottery. I just have to try harder.
Scott: I just have to want it more than anyone else, huh? [looking behind him at the lineup] Yh... What a lineup! Huh.
Bruce: Oink oink. [Scott and Kevin look up] Oink oink.
Kevin: [pointing up] Hey! It's the flying pig!
Bruce: Hey everybody! Wheeee!!
All except Scott: [smiling and waving] Hello flying pig!
Scott: [to Kevin] What?
Kevin: The flying pig. He entertains--
Kevin: --people at bank-machines and other of life's many lineups. [smiles]
Scott: Ah-huh. [smiles]
Bruce: What a lineup! But look at me! [Rolls over in air. Kevin and Scott laugh.] Hey-hey-hey. Hee-hee-hee. [People in lineup and the lottery salesman laugh as they look up. Bruce flies right to left then left to right.] Wheee-whaa! [stops in air] Oh. I see the line is thinning out a bit. Well I guess my work is done here. [waving] Bye! [turns around and flies away from lineup]
Kevin: Bye flying pig!
People in lineup: Bye flying pig!
Kevin: And thank you!
[the line advances]