Flying Pig: Lottery Line-Up

Transcribed from: Comedy Network
Transcribed by: an anonymous donor

Scott: [to Kevin] I know I'm going to win the lottery. I just have to try harder.

Kevin: Sure.

Scott: I just have to want it more than anyone else, huh? [looking behind him at the lineup] Yh... What a lineup! Huh.

Kevin: Yeah.

Scott: Heh.

Bruce: Oink oink. [Scott and Kevin look up] Oink oink.

Kevin: [pointing up] Hey! It's the flying pig!

Bruce: Hey everybody! Wheeee!!

All except Scott: [smiling and waving] Hello flying pig!

Scott: [to Kevin] What?

Bruce: Wheeee!

Kevin: The flying pig. He entertains--

Bruce: Wow.

Kevin: --people at bank-machines and other of life's many lineups. [smiles]

Scott: Ah-huh. [smiles]

Bruce: What a lineup! But look at me! [Rolls over in air. Kevin and Scott laugh.] Hey-hey-hey. Hee-hee-hee. [People in lineup and the lottery salesman laugh as they look up. Bruce flies right to left then left to right.] Wheee-whaa! [stops in air] Oh. I see the line is thinning out a bit. Well I guess my work is done here. [waving] Bye! [turns around and flies away from lineup]

Kevin: Bye flying pig!

People in lineup: Bye flying pig!

Kevin: And thank you!

[the line advances]

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video