Transcribed from: Comedy NetworkCast:
Transcribed by: Tanya Doroslovac
- Bruce- Cool 45 year old
- Dave- Son
Bruce: [Dressed in a leather jacket, wearing red glasses. He has long gray hair.] Come on, worms. Save this planet. Gotta do the right thing. [He pours leftovers into a composter.]
Dave: [Walks in the door] Hi father.
Bruce: Hey guy. Listen, son, you were out all night, where were you?
Dave: Uh, out partying.
Bruce: That's cool. Listen, do you want to smoke a doobie with your old man?
Dave: No thanks, Dad. It's ten fifteen in the morning.
Bruce: Your loss. I'll split it with my lawyer.