45 Year Old Guy: Sharing a Joint

Transcribed from: Comedy Network
Transcribed by: Tanya Doroslovac
Cast: [Screen Reads:
He's Hip
He's Cool
He's 45]

Bruce: [Dressed in a leather jacket, wearing red glasses. He has long gray hair.] Come on, worms. Save this planet. Gotta do the right thing. [He pours leftovers into a composter.]

Dave: [Walks in the door] Hi father.

Bruce: Hey guy. Listen, son, you were out all night, where were you?

Dave: Uh, out partying.

Bruce: That's cool. Listen, do you want to smoke a doobie with your old man?

Dave: No thanks, Dad. It's ten fifteen in the morning.

Bruce: Your loss. I'll split it with my lawyer.

[Screen Reads:
He's Hip
He's Cool
He's 45]


Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video