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[Dave is at a table, drinking a beer. Kevin enters with his golf bag on his back. He walks by Dave.]

Dave: How's golfin' out there?

Kevin: Good.

Dave: The wind? How is it? How's the wind?

Kevin: Oh good, good. Mm, you gonna play today?

Dave: Oh God no! Hate the game. Hate the people that play it even more.

Kevin: Then why'd you ask me?

Dave: Oh, I'm just not good at small talk ya prick.

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