Fag!

Transcribed from: Comedy Network
Transcribed by: an anonymous donor
Cast:

[Background music #1. View of a house. View of Scott's shoes exiting house. The shoes have curved-upward tips. He's wearing floral print pants, a 'yellow' long-sleeved shirt tucked in, a vest with a design on it and he's carrying a bag. A teen rides by on a bike just as Scott steps on the sidewalk.]

Teen: [to Scott] Fag!

[Music stops to the screech of a needle on a record. Scott stops in his way, looks at the teen, looks at his own clothes then starts walking back to the house. New scene. Background music #2. View of Scott's shoes exiting the house. The shoes are brown moccasins. He's wearing 'gray' pants, a brown belt and a tucked-in 'ivory' shirt with a pattern on it. Scott steps on the sidewalk as the teen rider drives by on his bike.]

Teen: [to Scott] Fag!

[Music stops. Scott stops. He looks at his clothes and turns back to the house. New scene. Background music #3. View of Scott's shoes exiting the house. The shoes are black and have chains and buckles on them. Scott's wearing a black 'leather' jacket, black 'leather' pants and black 'leather' gloves. He's also wearing a black 'T-shirt' and sunglasses. He starts walking towards the sidewalk as the teen rides along on his bike.]

Teen: [to Scott] *Fag*.

[Music stops. Scott looks after the teen. New scene. Camera is at the doorway from which Scott exited the previous times but Scott's not coming. As he rides his bike, the boy looks at Scott's doorway. When he doesn't see him he stops in front of Scott's house, looks around but Scott isn't anywhere in sight. Then the teen looks straight ahead and there's Scott in a bear costume growling. He strikes the teen with his paw. The boy falls off his bike unconscious and bloody traces of the claws of Scott's costume's paw are left on his face. Then Scott takes off his bear-head.]

Scott: [to teen] Fag.

[Background music #1 starts and Scott walks back to the house...]


Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video