Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast:
Transcribed by: Devri Richmond
[Title reads: 9:34 P.M. Welland Park. Bruce is standing near the car. He looks down, picks up a potato.]
- Mark- Cop
- Bruce- Cop
Bruce: Hey. [Mark comes over.] What do you make of this?
Mark: It's a potato.
Bruce: Yeah, I know it's a potato, but I found it on the asphalt here. Why would anyone abandon a perfectly good potato?
Mark: I don't know.
Radio Dispatcher: [From car.] Uh, attention all units, a lone potato has been reported at Young and Saint Joseph. All nearby units will respond.
Mark: Man, this town just keeps getting sicker and sicker.
Bruce: Yeah I know.
[Bruce throws the potato up and catches it like a baseball. They walk away.]