Cops: Sleeping on the Squad Car

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Andrew Bridgman

Cast:

• Bruce- Cop 1
• Mark- Cop 2

[Mark is on the hood of the squad car asleep shaking, Bruce is leaning against the car.]

[Caption: Police Department 8:11 P.M. Logan Rd.]

[Mark abruptly jumps up and looks around, dazed.]

Bruce: Oh, you're awake.

Mark: Yeah, how long have I been asleep?

Bruce: 2 1/2 hours.

Mark: God, you shoulda woken me up.

Bruce: How come?

Mark: Well, it doesn't look good.

Bruce: Yeah.

Mark: Yeah.

Bruce: Yeah, I can see that.

Mark: Let's go get a coffee.

Bruce: Yeah.

[Mark and Bruce walk off.]