Cops: Shift's Over

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Heather Jones

Cast-

• Mark- Cop
• Bruce- Cop

[Man is standing against Bruce's police car.]

Bruce: You're in trouble plenty, mister. You were drunk, you were going ninety in a school zone, and I don't thik that blindfold was such a smart idea either. Luckily you had your seat belt on, but I don't care, I'm taking you down to the station.

[Mark appears.]

Mark: Hold it, partner. Shift's over, man. Ya gotta let him go.

Bruce: All right. But you're gonna meet me here at 9:00 tomorrow morning. I'm working again.

Mark: But legally, you don't have to.

[Man exits.]

Bruce: We just can't do our jobs.

Mark: Not without overtime.

Bruce: [hits car] Damn!