Asleep on the Job

Transcribed from: Comedy Network
Transcribed by: an anonymous donor
Cast: [Scene starts with a blank white background, then Scott's face is shown looking down.]

Scott: Hey! Salima, what do you think you're doing?

Dave: What's up?

Scott: You fell asleep on the job.

[camera shows Dave with about half his body embedded in dry cement]

Dave: No I didn't.

Scott: Look. You fall asleep one more time and you're out on your ass, okay?

[Camera zooms out. You can see Dave and Scott and another construction worker. The construction worker walks and stops near Dave with a drilling machine.]

Dave: But I didn't fall asleep. It's...dried too quick. Caught me off guard.

Scott: Okay guys. Come and get him the hell out of here! [he walks away]

Dave: See you later boss!

[another construction worker appears near Dave with a shovel]

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video