Simultaneous Phone Calls

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (herogreenlantern@hotmail.com)
Cast: [Setting: A Couch. Mark (a teenage girl) sits on it, picking up the phone.]

[We cut to Scott (another teenage girl), lying on a bed picking up a phone.]

[The two dial, simultaenously as we see a split screen of them both.]

Scott: Hello?

Mark: Hello?

Scott: Tiffany?

Mark: Tabitha?

Scott: What are you doing?

Mark: What are you doing?

Scott: I was just calling you!

Mark: But I was just calling you?

Scott: It didn't ring here!

Mark: It didn't ring here, either!

Both: Oh my god I love it when that happens! [scream]


Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video