Love Me

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
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[Mark is at his barbarque.]

Mark: Oh my God! What a steak!! Honey? Are you smellin' this in there? Well, get away from the onions. Honey, you know what this steak needs? It needs some sort of a super garnish. Nope, I don't wanna hear about steak sauce. I don't wanna hear about ketchup. I'll tell you waht we do, we take the-uh-cajun sauce I gave you as a stocking stuffer. We use that as a point of departure towards a super garnish. Okay? C'mon honey, a cow died for this steak!

Bruce: Love me. Love me. Love *me*!!

[Bruce embraces Mark in a hug, looks at him, and then scurries off.]

Mark: Jeez, I wonder what he wanted.

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