Transcribed from: Comedy Central[Mark, wearing a business suit, talks to himself, frustrated.]
Transcribed by: M. Howie
Mark: How the hell did this happen? How the hell did this happen? Huh? I'm on the fast track. I got a Harvard MBA. Junior partner at 28. I do everything right. How did this happen? Mr. Nolan said "Tom, your ends were great. Keep it up." I kept it up! How the hell did this happen?
[Cut to a wide shot. Mark is sitting astride a blue toxic waste barrel, floating in the middle of a body of water.]
Mark: This is really bad. This is really bad.