Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast-
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison
[We see Dave in his gunslinger outfit. He speaks with a low, gravel-like, Clint Eastwood voice...]
- Dave- The Gunfighter
Dave: Not much call for a gun fighter nowadays.
[Dave turns and moves to a bicycle push cart, loaded with cotton candy, popcorn, hot cashews and such. He starts to pedal down the street.]
Dave: Hot cashews! Carmel corn! Gun for hire! Candy apples!