Hired Gun Concession Stand

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison

Cast-

• Dave- The Gunfighter

[We see Dave in his gunslinger outfit. He speaks with a low, gravel-like, Clint Eastwood voice...]

Dave: Not much call for a gun fighter nowadays.

[Dave turns and moves to a bicycle push cart, loaded with cotton candy, popcorn, hot cashews and such. He starts to pedal down the street.]

Dave: Hot cashews! Carmel corn! Gun for hire! Candy apples!