Indian Drum

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: asekikawa@mail.accent.net

Players:

• Mark McKinney

  Kevin McDonald

Scene:

• Mark, standing in front of colourful brick wall, holding cymbals Kevin, perched on outside window ledge above Mark, holding drum.

Mark: I've lost my indian drum.
[crashes cymbals twice]
I've lost my drum.
[clash]
I've lost my indian drum.

Kevin: [hits drum once]
I have your drum...
[beat]
Your drum is mine.
[two beats]
I have your drum...
[beat]
She's doing fine.

Mark: [clash]
But I've lost my drum...
[clash]
My drum is gone.
[two clashes]
Soon it will be Autumn,
[clash]
My God what have I done!
[three clashes]

Kevin: [beat]
I have your drum...
[two beats]
Your drum is mine.
[two beats]
I will treat her poorly,
[beat]
There's no need to whine.
[two beats]

Mark: [clash]
Drum lost!

Kevin: Drum found!
[beat]

Mark: Drum lost!
[clash]

Kevin: Drum found...

Mark: [clash]
No drum, no party!
[clash]

Kevin: I have your drum.

Mark: Where's my indian drum?

Kevin: Look skyward, moron!

Mark: I am!
[clash]
I see no drum...
Drum lost!
[two clashes]

Kevin: Look up!

Mark: Drum lost!
[two clashes]

Kevin: Look over here!

Mark: Drum lost!
[two clashes]

Kevin: Your drum is here.

Mark: I've lost my drum.