Transcribed from: Best of the Kids in the HallCast:
Transcribed by: Devri Richmond
[Bruce and Dave are sitting on the bedroom floor with photos spread all around them. Kevin and Dave are on the bed behind them.]
- Bruce- Girl
- Mark- Melanie
- Kevin- Girl
- Dave- Girl
Kevin: [Amidst girly 'ohhs' and 'ahhs'] I think they're all hunks!
Dave: Oh, make up your mind!
Bruce: So cute. He's a beefcake. Oh, I like him!
Mark: No, you can't.
Bruce: [To camera] All the girls wanna know: Who's the cutest guy on death row?
Dave: [Holding up picture.] Is it Steve?
Kevin: [Holding up picture.] Or is it Lyle?
Bruce: [Holding up picture of Scott on death row.] Or is it the new guy with the unpredictable smile?
Dave: He looks stuck up.
Bruce: He is not!
Dave: Oh, I think he's full of himself.
Mark: [Pointing at one on the floor.] I like him. He's mysterious.
All: All the girls want to know: Who's the cutest boy on death row?
Mark: [Holding up picture.] I like this one cuz he has nice lips. [He smiles and giggles with the braces.]
All: Oooooh. [Mumbling.]
Bruce: How will I sign my new name?
Kevin: Mrs. Lyle! I like the sound of it!
Dave: I'll never fall in love and be widowed. I know it.