Whores: Hookers Undercover

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: dreambox95
Cast: [Bruce whistles for a second, and comes up to the girls, in a trenchcoat and with a fake disguised voice]

Bruce: Good evening. I was wondering if I could interest either of you lovely ladies in a "date"?

Dave: Get lost, copper.

Bruce: Oh, no-no-no-no. I'm not a "copper", I'm just an average joe in an overcoat out for some...special fun.

Scott: Buzz off, you pig. We could smell ya comin' a mile away.

[Bruce walks over to Mark, who has his hat covering his face, while only about four steps away from the hookers]

Mark: So how'd it go?

Bruce: Not good. I don't think you standing three feet away helps the undercover operation.

Mark: Yeah? Maybe.

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video