Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast:
Transcribed by: dreambox95
[Bruce whistles for a second, and comes up to the girls, in a trenchcoat and with a fake disguised voice]
- Dave- Joycelyn
- Scott- Maudre
- Bruce- cop
- Mark- cop
Bruce: Good evening. I was wondering if I could interest either of you lovely ladies in a "date"?
Dave: Get lost, copper.
Bruce: Oh, no-no-no-no. I'm not a "copper", I'm just an average joe in an overcoat out for some...special fun.
Scott: Buzz off, you pig. We could smell ya comin' a mile away.
[Bruce walks over to Mark, who has his hat covering his face, while only about four steps away from the hookers]
Mark: So how'd it go?
Bruce: Not good. I don't think you standing three feet away helps the undercover operation.
Mark: Yeah? Maybe.