Whores: Transvestite

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: I Hecubus@aol.com
[A man walks up to the whores (Dave and Scott) on the street corner.]

Man: Excuse me.

Scott: Hi there.

Man: Are you a transvestite?

Scott: No, I'm not. I'm a real woman.

Man: Could you pretend you're really a man?

Scott: No!

Dave: I could.

Man: No you couldn't.

Scott: Hey!

Dave: Oh, you cause such trouble. Maudreid!

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video