Transcribed from: Comedy Central[A man walks up to the whores (Dave and Scott) on the street corner.]
Transcribed by: I Hecubus@aol.com
Man: Excuse me.
Scott: Hi there.
Man: Are you a transvestite?
Scott: No, I'm not. I'm a real woman.
Man: Could you pretend you're really a man?
Dave: I could.
Man: No you couldn't.
Dave: Oh, you cause such trouble. Maudreid!