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[Mark walks up to Dave and Scott on the street]
- Dave- Jocelyn
- Scott- Maudrie
- Mark- Nat
Mark: Excuse me?
Mark: I-I-I-I (deep breath)
Dave: Hm? What is it?
Mark: I never um....
Dave: What is it?
Mark: ...come up here, but....
Dave: (smiles at Scott) S'ok
Mark: I was wonder...I....
Dave: (puts a sock puppet on his hand and is speaking as the puppet) What is the matter? Why are you so nervous, eh? What is it you want, ah?
Mark: Uh, well, well I...
Mark: I want, uh....
Dave: (still as the puppet) Would you like this woman to have sex with you for money, eh? Is that what you would like, eh?
Mark: (laughing sheepishly) Yeah.
Dave: (still as puppet) Ah well let me introduce you two. Jocelyn, I would like you to meet, uh...
Mark: Hi, I'm Nat.
Dave: This is Nat. (as Jocelyn) Oh! Thank you! Hello Nat.
Mark: Hello, hello.
Dave: (as puppet) So, uh, why don't you two go together somewhere?
Dave: (as puppet) Ok Nat? Ok. (as Jocelyn-to Scott) So we go now.
Scott: Leave me the sock, I'll use it later.
Dave: Oh, sure, Ok. (he takes off the sock puppet and Mark gets scared)
Mark: AAAAHHHHHHH! (runs away)
Scott: [says indecipherable stuff] Ok. I'm fine. Ok. Ok. Ok. (motions Dave away and Dave runs after Mark) I hope he's Ok.