Whores: Picture With a Hooker

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: dreambox95
Cast- [Scott and Dave are standing, leaning by a light pole, when two girls come up to them]

Girl: Ooh, get my picture with the hookers. [shoves in-between them] Oh, like, could you ladies get closer so I'll look like a hooker too? [smiles really big as the flash goes off] Oh, thanks ladies, night night! [as she runs off, you can still hear her] That was SO excellent!

Dave: Damn tourists.

Scott: It's okay...I took her wallet. [holds it up in front of Dave]


Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video