Whores: Rudy's Birthday

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Marie (Ree) Panepinto
Cast: [The three of them are sitting at a table in a diner. Scott had a handheld radio and is trying to get it to work.]

Kevin: So I said, "Do you think this is my first freakin' documentary? I've been in plenty of freakin' documentaries, buddy. You just show me my (?) Frame and I'll show you some pimp colorin."

Scott: Would you shut up for a second, Rudy, and listen to the radio?

Kevin: Don't you *ever* tell me to shut up!

Scott: Shut up!

Kevin: OK!

[Scott puts the radio down.]

Radio announcer: And happy 30th birthday greetings to Rudolp Krud from the girls on the corner. They'd just like to say, "You take our money, but you never hit us.

[A song starts to play.]

Kevin: My favorite song.

Scott: Aww...sorry for being such bitches all the time. [Kisses Kevin.]

Dave: But you can be a bastard too, you know. [Kisses him]

[Kevin pretends he is going to hit them, but smiles ans higs them instead.]

Scott: Quick (?) get the camrea!

Kevin: My bitches...

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video