Obtained from: Kids in the Hall FAQCast:
Transcribed by: sredtop@u.washington.edu[Dialog]
- Bruce: Tammy
- Mark: Record Company Guy
- Three Business Men
Mark: (laughing)
Bruce: Right....
Mark: You know, Tammy, I think you do rally great songs. Hey, here's my business card with my work number on it [puts it in her hand]. Here you go... you know, in case you have any questions, any problems, or, uh, you know, you just want to...talk....
Bruce: Right.
Mark: So, did you, uh, get the roses?
Bruce: Roses?
Mark: Yeah, the roses.
Bruce: Why would you send me roses?
Mark: Well, as a token of _my_ appreciation for _you_. You know, in case you wanted to get together late one night to....talk. You know....roses.... [leans down, lips puckered]
Bruce: [puts fingers to Mark's lips] Stop.
[music starts]
Do I want love? / Of course I do / But do you think I'm so dumb / That I'd go out with you?
Na, na, no, no, neh-eh-eh-ver / I'm, I'm, naw-awt go-on-na spread / I'm not gonna spread for no roses!
I'm not gonna spread for you / You gross old man / Your aftershave wreaks / You buy your tan
(She's not gonna peel for no buds, bud)
Na, na, no, no, neh-eh-eh-ver / I'm, I'm, naw-awt go-on-na spread / I'm not gonna spread for no roses!
I'm not gonna spread for you / You gross old man / Your aftershave wreaks / You buy your tan
(This girl don't put out for no foliage, friend)
[spoken]
Businessman #1: Call me...soon
Businessman #2: My wife will be out of town for 40 minutes -- let's get together and....talk.
Businessman #3: Hey, there's lots of bad guys out there; I can point them out to you.
Mark: I run a charity -- we collect panties.
[sung]
Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk soon / Talk talk soon / Talk talk soon
Joan of Ark never did / Laura Secord never did / Gloria Steinem did once / But then she felt sad
I'm not gonna spread for no roses / (Better dead than spread) / I'm not gonna spread for no roses / (Better dead than spread) / I'm not gonna spread for no roses / (Better dead than spread) / I'm not gonna open my legs for no roses / (Better dead than spread)
Do you want love? / Of course you do / But if you want love / Shouldn't it be your wife you talk to?
[Dialog]
Bruce: So, what do you think?
Mark: I like the new video.
Businessman #1: Tastefully done -- tasteful use of crotch shots.
Mark: Class act, hmmmm...
Businessman #2: I'd better call my wife.
Businessman #1: Me, too.
Mark: Me, too.