Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast:
Transcribed by: KdsInThHal@aol.com
[scene- Bruce behind a receptionist's desk, rocking in the chair like a kid]
- Bruce- Michael the receptionist
- Dave- buisness guy
Dave: [enters] Any messages for me, Michael?
Bruce: Ahm, a Mister-- Simonemfenn called for you.
Dave: Look Michael, why don't you just write the messages down so you can remember them?
Bruce: I don't have to write the messages down. It's all up here. [points to head]
Dave: So you don't have to write the names down, you're telling me a Sketafetaheta called me?
Bruce: [pause] Yes.
Dave: Look, just write, write the names down from now on, okay? thanks.. [walking into office]
Bruce: Oh and your meeting was changed to Guesselent Day.
Dave: [turns around] What day?
Bruce: Guesselent Day.
Dave: [walks back to desk, incredulous] Guesselent Day?!
Bruce: That's *what* the guy said.
Dave: Michael, what's *my* name?
Bruce: *Your* name?
Bruce: [pause; complete gibberish] Scah-felnensiumthanscienthiam..
Bruce: ...Mister Scalnium tiom thion thonsiun tium tiempents. Thahn schin schompth. [phone rings, answers] Uh, Berman, Beskilen and Conten...
Dave: [in office doorway] BERMAN, BERMAN, AND SLOANE!
Bruce: I *know*. Berman Berman and... Sfrontzel. Well, do you even know who you're calling? [resumes chair rocking]