Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast-
Transcribed by: Dreambox95@aol.com
[Show park, Mark attempting to skate, joggers knock him down]
- Dave- Gunter
- Mark- Melanie
- Kevin- Guy
[Dave skates up]
Dave: Hey, little rollerblader, are you okay?
Mark: Yeah. Those guys knocked me down.
Dave: Oh, damn joggers. They think they own these paths.
Dave: Why don't you sit down and do up your skates properly?
Dave: So, how long you been rollerblading?
Mark: About five hours.
Dave: That's what I figured, five, five and a half.
Mark: Hey, when you first started rollerblading, did you used to like, like...
Dave: Fall down alot? [smugly] Yes I did.
Mark: What did you do before you started rollerblading?
Dave: Nothing. It took rollerblading to make me realize I was doing...nothing.
[Dave shrugs off jacket]
Dave: So, what do you think of my t-shirt?
Mark: "Ask me about rollerblading races", yeah it's great.
[Dave leans over]
Mark: Oh, did you do rollerblading races?
[Dave shrugs t-shirt back on]
Dave: Good question, yeah. I did a couple of seasons of those races, yeah. But they got too commercial.
Dave: Yeah, now I go to this rollerblading retreat. Last time they took us down this canyon trail. It was just so beautiful, I had to...cry out, "I'm rollerblading," and...how old are you?
Dave: [continuing] And it came echoing back...I'm rollerblading, I'm rollerblading, I'm roller..blading.
Mark: Oh, God, I love echoes.
Dave: I thought you might. What's your name?
Mark: [Shyly] Melanie.
Mark: What's your name?
Dave: [Confidently] Gunter.
Dave: Yeah. I changed it when I got into rollerblading.
Kevin: Hey, will you guys stop talking about rollerblading?
Dave: Why, are you afraid you are missing out on something?
Kevin: Yes! [Runs off]
Dave: There by the grace of God go I.
Mark: Oh, that's so true.
Dave: Yeah...so where you headed?
Mark: I haven't decided yet?
Dave: You want to try out that hill on 4th street?
Mark: No way, too scary!
Dave: [with a debonair smile] Don't worry, I'll hold you.
Dave: [nodding] Yeah.
Dave: [Now standing] Yeah.
[Pulls Mark up, silly sounding love song playing, obviously sung by Bruce]
[During song, Dave is spinning around Mark by moonlight, while he struggles to stay on her feet, finally Mark falls]
Bruce V.O.: "Each day that you...rollerblade, is your...Valentine's...Day-y-y-y!"