Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast:
Transcribed by: JZ3NIF@aol.com
- Scott- a guy
- Dave- governor
Dave: This is the governor. Don't throw the switch. New evidence has turned up. He is innocent. I am issuing a full pardon, so do not throw the switch.
Scott: Sorry. You must have the wrong number.
Dave: Oh. This isn't the state prison?
Scott: No, it's not.
Dave: Oh, damn. So this isn't 555-3487?
Scott: Uh, yes it is, but it isn't the state prison. I think you must have been given the wrong number.
Dave: Oh, great, uh....You wouldn't happen to have a phone book handy, would you?
Scott: Uh, yeah, I do.
Dave: You do? Would you mind, uh, looking up the number of the state prison for me, if you could?
Dave: If it's not too much trouble. You wouldn't know the correct time, would you?
Scott: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's 10:16.
Dave: Oooooh. Look, uh, never mind. (crumples up pardon) And do me a favor, uh, we never talked.