Governor's Wrong Number

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
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Cast: (phone conversation)

Scott: Hello?

Dave: This is the governor. Don't throw the switch. New evidence has turned up. He is innocent. I am issuing a full pardon, so do not throw the switch.

Scott: Sorry. You must have the wrong number.

Dave: Oh. This isn't the state prison?

Scott: No, it's not.

Dave: Oh, damn. So this isn't 555-3487?

Scott: Uh, yes it is, but it isn't the state prison. I think you must have been given the wrong number.

Dave: Oh, great, uh....You wouldn't happen to have a phone book handy, would you?

Scott: Uh, yeah, I do.

Dave: You do? Would you mind, uh, looking up the number of the state prison for me, if you could?

Scott: Okay.

Dave: If it's not too much trouble. You wouldn't know the correct time, would you?

Scott: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's 10:16.

Dave: Oooooh. Look, uh, never mind. (crumples up pardon) And do me a favor, uh, we never talked.

Scott: Okay.

Dave: Bye.

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