Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast-
Transcribed by: Andrew Bridgman
- Bruce- Cop 1
- Mark- Cop 2
- Man- Rookie
[Caption: Police Department 9:42 A.M. Cherry Beach]
[Shows a rookie with Mark and Bruce quizzing him]
Bruce: I'm gonna ask you a question. A 703 is?
Man: Uh, breaking and entering.
Mark: Correct. A 419 is?
Man: Uh, drunk and disorderly.
Bruce: Correct. A 211 is?
Man: [long pause] Rabid dog?
Mark: No, it's a trick question.
[Mark and Bruce begin laughing while the rookie looks like he is about to cry and runs away]
Bruce: And a 408's a gullible rookie.
[Caption: Police Department 10:53 A.M. Cherry Beach]
[Mark and Bruce are in front of thier squad car when the rookie walks up to them with 2 cups of coffee]
Man: Here are your coffees you asked for, sirs.
Bruce: Great rookie, pour 'em up.
Mark: Uh, pour 'em on the ground, rookie.
[The rookie pours the cups of coffee on the ground]
Mark: Thanks for the coffees, rookie.
Bruce: We really enjoyed 'em, rookie.
[The rookie gets a sad look on his face and walks away as Mark and Bruce begin laughing]
Bruce: Yep, yeah.
[Caption: Police Department 3:51 P.M. Cherry Drive]
[The rookie is next to his squad car throwing up, there is a corpse with a bicycle next to it in the backround. Mark and Bruce walk up to the rookie]
Mark: [patting the rookie on the back] Hey, hey. First dead body, rookie?
[Mark and Bruce kick him in his butt, he immediately turns around]
Man: Hey! What'd you do that for?!
Mark: What'd you mean? It's tradition.
Bruce: Hey look.[Bruce jerks head toward the corpse]
[The rookie runs away grabbing his stomach as Mark and Bruce start laughing]