Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast:
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (email@example.com)
- Scott- Maudre
- Dave- Joycelyn
[Setting: A street corner. Somebody walks past with a rap song playing on their boombox]
Scott: I hate rap music. Every woman in it is a ho.
Dave: I know, and yet none of them are really ho's, you know?
Scott: Yeah. I mean, if every chick's a ho, then what are we?
Dave: It's the [unintelligible] word, eh?
Dave: You know, once I was dating a rapper, but I had to leave him because he kept calling me a ho.
Scott: But you are a ho.
Dave: Yes, but he didn't know that did he?
Scott: [pauses] You're right.