Whores: Rap Music

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (herogreenlantern@hotmail.com)

[Setting: A street corner. Somebody walks past with a rap song playing on their boombox]

Scott: I hate rap music. Every woman in it is a ho.

Dave: I know, and yet none of them are really ho's, you know?

Scott: Yeah. I mean, if every chick's a ho, then what are we?

Dave: It's the [unintelligible] word, eh?

Scott: Yeah.

Dave: You know, once I was dating a rapper, but I had to leave him because he kept calling me a ho.

Scott: But you are a ho.

Dave: Yes, but he didn't know that did he?

Scott: [pauses] You're right.

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video