Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast:
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (email@example.com)
- Dave- Joycelyn
- Scott- Maudre
- Kevin- Rudy the Pimp
[Setting: Street Corner. The two whores are standing there]
Scott: Well, the Incans got too big, and....
Kevin: Hey girls.
Scott/Dave: Hi, Rudy.
Kevin: Here's that price list I promised ya.
Scott: Oh great. Gimmie here. [looks at it] Oh boy..... geez.
Dave: [looking at it] Um.. yeah.. I don't... I don't know, Rudy. I mean, these... these prices are so high.... I don't... I don't.....
Kevin: Well, I've done some thinking. The only reason you two ain't high class whores is that our prices are too low.
Scott: Yeah, that may be so Rudy, but $200 for a hand job is pretty steep, eh?
Kevin: Listen, I don't wanna get all mushy here, but you two deserve the same kind of respect and admiration a high-class whore like Julia Roberts gets.
Dave: Rudy, do you mean that?
Scott/Dave: Oh Rudy, you're so sweet. [they both hug him]
Kevin:[after a few seconds] Okay. Back to work, bitches! Back to work! Hustle! Hustle!
[Kevin walks off]
Scott: 25 cent handjobs. Right here!