Whores: Movie Producer

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (herogreenlantern@hotmail.com)
Cast: [Setting. A Street. Night. A man in a sport coat and sunglasses moves up to the whores.]

Mark: Excuse me Miss? [speaks to Jocelyn] Hi... I'm a film producer... we're uh.... well, here I am. We're making a film in town next month and we're casting.. uh.. complete unknowns. I think you might be right for one of the leads. Uh... would you like to be a movie star?

Dave: [astonished] Really? You... really?

Mark: [laughs] No. I'm from Undercover Video. [points] That's our camera right down there. Why don't you ladies wave hello? Thanks for being a good sport, huh?

Dave: [pulls out a switchblade and points it a Mark] Don't screw with a girl's dreams! Do you hear me?!?!

[Mark runs off as Scott restrains Dave]

Scott: Jocelyn! You shouldn't have done that! You didn't even find out what time it was on!

Dave: Oh yes! [calling after Mark] Hey... what... what time will it be on TV?!

Scott: Is it on cable?!

Dave: What channel?!

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video