Whores: Rudy's Mom

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (herogreenlantern@hotmail.com)

[Setting: Street Corner. Scott is talking to Kevin]

Scott: Okay, I'm going to go now, Rudy honey, okay? Now be good and don't stay out too late, cause you don't want to be later for work tomorrow. You know how they depend on you down at the stock exchange. Okay? [kisses Kevin] I love you. I'll give your best to the kids. [turns to an older woman] Bye Mrs. Krup! [Scott exits]

[Kevin walks to the older woman]

Kevin: See mom? I told you I was married! Why do I have to prove everything to ya?!

Woman: Oh, okay. But tomorrow can we go see that college you graduated from?

Kevin: [glancing around nervously] Yeah... sure... I've just got to make some calls right now. [exit Kevin]

Woman: That's my boy.

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video