Whores: First Time

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (herogreenlantern@hotmail.com)

[Setting: Street Corner. The two whores, a young man and Rudy are standing there]

[The young man reaches for some money but Dave stops him. He kisses Dave on the cheek. He walks off and Dave smiles as he takes a drag off his cigarette]

Scott: Awww... what was that all about, Joyc?

Dave: It was so sweet. It was his first time, so I did not charge.

Kevin: That's Sweet, Joyc.

Scott: Really? I did him last night.

Dave: What?! And I gave him cab fare!

Kevin: I'll kill him! [pulls a knife and goes running after the boy] Hey you! Come back here!

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video