Whores: Date

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Tlyco@aol.com
Cast: Scott: Hey Buddy.

Dave: Want a date? Want a date, huh?

Luc: Sure.

Scott: Okay. Here. [hands him a date.]

[Scott and Dave laugh.]

Scott: We've been wanting to do that for years, eh?

Luc: I was just thinking about having a date.

Scott: Really?

Dave: What?

Luc: Actually, I'm from Bahrain and I'm here on business. And, I was just thinking about having a juicy date from my tree back home.

Scott: Really? You just ruined our joke.

Dave: Yeah. That's so rude, you know.

Luc: Sorry.

Dave: Like, why don't you just get lost, okay?

[Luc leaves.]

Scott: Get outta here. Go, get outta hear. Go back to Baa-rain or where ever it is you're from.

Dave: Maudre. Foreigners they have no sense of humor.

Scott: I know.


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