Transcribed from: CBC[Dave goes up to Scott, holding a nice looking clock]
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Dave: Hello, Maudrie.
Scott: (gasps) Nice looking clock. Where'd ya get it, Joce?
Dave: One of my johns, he did not have any money so he paid me with this.
Scott: Oh, I remember once this john didn't have any money so he tried to pay me with magic beans.
Dave: Oh. What did you do?
Scott: I got Bobby to beat him up and then he shoved the magic beans up his nose and cut up his face.
Dave: Ah, well he'd have to. It's just bad business, eh?