Whores: Johns with No Money

Transcribed from: CBC
Transcribed by: handi@interlog.com
[Dave goes up to Scott, holding a nice looking clock]

Dave: Hello, Maudrie.

Scott: (gasps) Nice looking clock. Where'd ya get it, Joce?

Dave: One of my johns, he did not have any money so he paid me with this.

Scott: Oh, I remember once this john didn't have any money so he tried to pay me with magic beans.

Dave: Oh. What did you do?

Scott: I got Bobby to beat him up and then he shoved the magic beans up his nose and cut up his face.

Dave: Ah, well he'd have to. It's just bad business, eh?

Scott: Yeah.

Dave: Yeah.

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video