Whores: Drumming Up Business

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (herogreenlantern@hotmail.com)
Cast:

Kevin: [loudly] Thank you ladies for the great sex! And so reasonably priced!

Passerby: Yeah, right! I don't think so!

Scott: Faggot!

Dave: It's me, it's me. I'm off.

Scott: Don't blame yourself. I hate it when you do that...

Kevin: [loudly] Thank you ladies for the great sex! And so reasonably priced!

[The next two lines are said together and it is difficult to make out what is said as they begin talking. It could be just sounds to sound like arguing...]

Scott: [something unintelligible] No, I think....I think it's your fault Rudy!

Kevin: Don't talk back to me whore! Don't talk back....

[Kevin makes various bitch-slapping gestures as the three walk off]


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