Whores: Old Boyfriend

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (herogreenlantern@hotmail.com)
Cast: [Setting. A Street. Day. The whores are sitting on the curb, massaging their legs.]

Dave: I mean, they're ludicrous.

Scott: I know. I know. But you gotta wear them. [puts his high heels back on] You know, for my calves.

Dave: I know. They look so lovely.

Scott: Helps the muscle. Oh. Guess who came by last night?

Dave: Who?

Scott: Your old boyfrend Johnny.

Dave: Oh... Johnny. [pauses]

Scott: Yeah.

Dave: Oh.. that's..... [pauses] So.. did you... did you two.... Did you?

Scott: Yeah... yeah... we did... we did.

Dave: [disappointed] Oh.....

Scott: He wants you to give him a call.

Dave: How do you know?

Scott: [smiles] He gave me a quarter. [holds it out]

[Dave takes the quarter and jumps up, running for a phone]

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video