Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast:
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (email@example.com)
[Setting. A Street. Day. The whores are sitting on the curb, massaging their legs.]
- Scott- Maudre
- Dave- Jocelyn
Dave: I mean, they're ludicrous.
Scott: I know. I know. But you gotta wear them. [puts his high heels back on] You know, for my calves.
Dave: I know. They look so lovely.
Scott: Helps the muscle. Oh. Guess who came by last night?
Scott: Your old boyfrend Johnny.
Dave: Oh... Johnny. [pauses]
Dave: Oh.. that's..... [pauses] So.. did you... did you two.... Did you?
Scott: Yeah... yeah... we did... we did.
Dave: [disappointed] Oh.....
Scott: He wants you to give him a call.
Dave: How do you know?
Scott: [smiles] He gave me a quarter. [holds it out]
[Dave takes the quarter and jumps up, running for a phone]