Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast-
Transcribed by: Michelle Tang[Scene: Various shots and scenes from inside a party. Dave and Scott are seen smoking at the bar.]
- Dave- Blonde woman at bar
- Scott- Brunette woman at bar
Scott: Oh, I give up. I'm leaving -- this place holds nothing for me.
Dave: Oh, give it a chance.
Scott: Oh, come on.
Dave: I mean, what about that guy?
[Man seen in a crowd with his back toward the camera.]
Scott: Oh. Ohhh -- well, his suit is nice.
Dave: Mmm.
[Man turns around and reveals that he only has one big blue eye.]
Scott: Ohhh...a cyclops.
Dave: Gorgeous.
Scott: Mmm...dig the baby blue [licks lips]. He's looking at you.
Dave: No, he's looking at you.
Scott: No...he's looking right between us [turning around].
[Man is actually checking himself out in the mirror behind Dave and Scott.]
Scott: Oh, he's so conceited.
Dave: Let's get out of here.
Scott: He's probably gay anyways.
Dave: Well, you know the Greeks.