Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast:
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (email@example.com)
[We see Dave sitting in a chair, talking on a phone]
- Kevin- Evans
- Dave- Man
Dave: What did you say, Evans?
Kevin: I said, you scuzzy piece of filth, that I know what you did, and I'm going to kill you for it, you scuzzy piece of filth!
Dave: Oh, I'd like to see you try, Evans!
Kevin: You're going to see me try and you're going to see me succeed. You are a dead man. I'm going to kill you, you scuzzy piece of filth! You are dead!
[They both hang up the phones. We see Dave sitting in his chair thinking, when suddenly the phone rings and he answers it.]
Dave: Hello? Hello? Evans is that you?
Dave: Did you mean to call another number, but then by mistake you called this number, again?
Kevin: [embarrassed] Yeah.
Dave: I do that all the time! It's funny, eh?
Kevin: A bit.
Dave: Well, bye bye.
Kevin: Bye bye.
[Dave hangs up the phone]