Feelyat!

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: fy950@cleveland.Freenet.Edu
Cast: [music]

Man V.O.: Heylay! Es gedulde vieela Feelyat?

Audience: Was to Feelyat!

Man V.O.: Evale die hostung, Valda Kredna!

[audience claps, hoots, Kevin runs in]

Kevin: Tray boo, tray boo, tray boo! Un estel veetal verschach Feelyat, krayal purr und vitzal oh, Vanya Schimtz!

[audience claps, Woman comes in]

Woman: Allo Valda!

Kevin: Allo Vanya! Torks day flur?

Woman: Ja, ja!

[Audience laughs]

Woman: Valda, so es day Nederlander foot choir!

[Foot choir clomps a song, audience applauds]

Kevin: Die Nederlander Foot Choir! Nie les Feelyat! [runs to podium] Suba, kanta neebe don Kontestants?

Man V.O.: Tray vous Valda! Here, die champion von Antherpedion, Hans Vunny! [Scott is ushered in] And an day tray bee ann, charemde, un der Hammenbaum, Schweden, baleo bonic, Ricki Schreiunkalstein! [The boy is dragged in] Und der sekunde challenger, von Toronto, Canada, Darrill Vosnick! [Mark is ushered in] Wilkom Darrill!! [laughs]

Kevin: Hans, hors die manzi Feelyat?

Scott: Nay.

Kevin: Hors die manzi Feelyat?

Scott: Nay.

Kevin: Feelyat. Hors die manzi?

Scott: Feelyat!

Kevin: Nee lats Feelyat!

[audience laughs]

Kevin: Suba, was sind dhi object?

Man V.O.: Dhi object is ihn pineapple!

[audience whispers]

Kevin: Shhhh! Tray chuhgan! Mit die Nederlander Foot Choir!

[Choir clomps out a song]

Scott: Ist ein glock, nay... Der gefashnung? Nay... Ist ein heshnah? Eh, heshnah? Nay nay nay nay nay... Este Peech?

[Cut to: ]

NEWSIN BULLETUNIC

Dave: Needmonduche, tragjookee. Disaster Zun Rhine. Vishan ut alan altah krumpeltok. Ralde ut topok, flog, tonne ebuch frem. Repetin. Vishan ut alan altah krumpeltok. Ralde ut topok, flog, tonne ebuch frem. Nee pudak poy Feelyat!

[Cut back to Feelyat]

[choir is still clomping, but then bell dings]

Kevin: Ricki, what's to feely?

Boy: Essen ist ein peep?

Kevin: Nay, ein kloken.

[audience awwws]

Kevin: Vanya? [Woman puts a bucket with a sad face on boy's head.] Darrill Vosnick, what's to feely?

Mark: Arson doost ein meat?

[appluase, chirpy noises]

Kevin: Ableeah, ableeah ableeah! Und specifikah, what kunder meat?

Mark: Essen ist beefteayk?

Kevin: Feelyat!!!!

[appluase, hoots from audience]

Mark: Tray poo pah, tray poo pah! Suba, inno tussen dodash Darrill?

Man V.O.: Darrill, vo vassan ihn Vietnamese Pot-Belly Pig!!!

[pig is brought out, audience snorts]

Kevin: Inna vaya vo plotlich vo mir. Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!


Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video